Mysteries - Page 3

monster · 08-31-2017, 07:01 PM

nope nope nope but close enough. If I had shopping in the car and needed a quick turnaround to unload and then go back out with a child to some practice, and I was waiting at the lights round the corner, I would text abbreviations of the road names at the intersection to let them know where I was so they could be prepared to help unload then go.

The abbreviations were Pack Carp. Which sounded kind of fishy and so became FISH. So now it means "Incoming Shopping ...be ready!" (I don't shop lightly so there's usually lots and it sure as hell ain't gonna be my job to put it away.)

sexobon · 08-31-2017, 07:59 PM

Very good. We shall reward your mystery with a song ...

Gravdigr · 09-01-2017, 12:55 PM

That mystery was kinda fun.

Griff · 09-01-2017, 01:28 PM

and kinda tough to figure

Pico and ME · 09-01-2017, 01:36 PM

I thought Clodfopple's was the best guess, considering.

Clodfobble · 09-01-2017, 04:55 PM

Yabbut it only came after several clues.

monster · 09-01-2017, 07:42 PM

Someone else's turn....

monster · 09-01-2017, 07:45 PM

(I used it again today, but the selfish bastard was sleeping so I had to rally the troop myself.

)

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2017, 07:46 PM

You need an app to sound an alarm.

Gravdigr · 09-02-2017, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Someone else's turn....

Not my mystery, but...

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Mysterious Object Makes Waves On Rhode Island Beach

Gravdigr · 11-17-2017, 11:20 AM

Mystery Aircraft Confirmed Flying Over Oregon

Gravdigr · 02-19-2018, 02:58 PM

So, there I am, minding my own binness...

I was reading the other night (Ralph Compton The Oregon Trail, if you must know), and I got dry-eyed and tired, so I put the book down and turned out the light. As I roll back over, "Wait, whut?"

There is something not right.

There is light coming outta my little Miller Lite bucket that I use for a trash can (because Miller Lite is garbage

). Light. In the dark. Comin' outta m'trash.

I turned the light back on. Looked around in there for a minute, but, didn't find any answers. Light off. Faint greenish light coming outta m'trash.

I like hard candy when I'm reading. I have these faantaastic lollipops that I chop the sticks out of when I eat them. (What? I like lollipops, but, I ain't gay.

) They're really good. Bubble gum flavor. Cotton candy flavor. Wild cherry. Blueberries & cream.

Strawberry shortcake.

I now know some of those lollipops have sticks that glow in the dark. Why? I guess so ya can see the sucker suckers coming in the dark, Idk.

I cannot tell you how hard I was working there for a minute trying to figure out just what the hell I was experiencing. My brain was a-sizzle, fo' shizzle. I'm kinda concerned actually. I was pretty confused for a minute.

Glow-in-the-dark lollipop sticks...What will they think of next?

evermant · 05-06-2018, 09:41 PM

I know this site astrology junction that fish means like pisces. Is that what you mean???Or do u mean that someone send u this messagee or did they get into your phone and did u send the message? Im confused, let me know so i give you the right opinion lol

monster · 05-06-2018, 11:25 PM

that mystery is over. read the whole thread.

Gravdigr · 10-10-2018, 03:20 AM

Here's a fresh mystery:

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No metal. Appears to be made of concrete, but feels like a soft foam. No barnacles.

What is it?

Here's the link, tell us what ya think.

08-31-2017, 07:01 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	nope nope nope but close enough. If I had shopping in the car and needed a quick turnaround to unload and then go back out with a child to some practice, and I was waiting at the lights round the corner, I would text abbreviations of the road names at the intersection to let them know where I was so they could be prepared to help unload then go. The abbreviations were Pack Carp. Which sounded kind of fishy and so became FISH. So now it means "Incoming Shopping ...be ready!" (I don't shop lightly so there's usually lots and it sure as hell ain't gonna be my job to put it away.) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-01-2017, 12:55 PM	#33
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That mystery was kinda fun. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-01-2017, 01:28 PM	#34
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	and kinda tough to figure __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-01-2017, 01:36 PM	#35
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I thought Clodfopple's was the best guess, considering. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

09-01-2017, 04:55 PM	#36
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yabbut it only came after several clues. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-31-2017, 07:59 PM	#32
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Very good. We shall reward your mystery with a song ...

09-01-2017, 07:42 PM	#37
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Someone else's turn.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-01-2017, 07:45 PM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(I used it again today, but the selfish bastard was sleeping so I had to rally the troop myself. ) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-01-2017, 07:46 PM	#39
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You need an app to sound an alarm. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-17-2017, 11:20 AM	#41
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Mystery Aircraft Confirmed Flying Over Oregon __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-19-2018, 02:58 PM	#42
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	My Own Personal Mini-Mystery So, there I am, minding my own binness... I was reading the other night (Ralph Compton The Oregon Trail, if you must know), and I got dry-eyed and tired, so I put the book down and turned out the light. As I roll back over, "Wait, whut?" There is something not right. There is light coming outta my little Miller Lite bucket that I use for a trash can (because Miller Lite is garbage). Light. In the dark. Comin' outta m'trash. I turned the light back on. Looked around in there for a minute, but, didn't find any answers. Light off. Faint greenish light coming outta m'trash. I like hard candy when I'm reading. I have these faantaastic lollipops that I chop the sticks out of when I eat them. (What? I like lollipops, but, I ain't gay.) They're really good. Bubble gum flavor. Cotton candy flavor. Wild cherry. Blueberries & cream. Strawberry shortcake. I now know some of those lollipops have sticks that glow in the dark. Why? I guess so ya can see the sucker suckers coming in the dark, Idk. I cannot tell you how hard I was working there for a minute trying to figure out just what the hell I was experiencing. My brain was a-sizzle, fo' shizzle. I'm kinda concerned actually. I was pretty confused for a minute. Glow-in-the-dark lollipop sticks...What will they think of next? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-06-2018, 09:41 PM	#43
evermant Recruit or Something Join Date: May 2018 Posts: 4	I know this site astrology junction that fish means like pisces. Is that what you mean???Or do u mean that someone send u this messagee or did they get into your phone and did u send the message? Im confused, let me know so i give you the right opinion lol

05-06-2018, 11:25 PM	#44
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	that mystery is over. read the whole thread. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-10-2018, 03:20 AM	#45
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Here's a fresh mystery: No metal. Appears to be made of concrete, but feels like a soft foam. No barnacles. What is it? Here's the link, tell us what ya think. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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