What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 30

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2010, 08:59 AM

You guys are good! But no cigar.

I don't know if anyone wants to keep guessing. I'll hide the answer below:

Waverly

It's actually kind of a cool name, but all I could think of was the cracker.

Shawnee123 · 08-09-2010, 11:27 AM

A lover's quarrel. Hahahahahahaaaaaa!

Funny to watch from afar.

I have no interest in their make-up sex, though.

Madman · 08-09-2010, 12:06 PM

I got chewed out this moring for forwarding my email to my boss last week.

He he he... <snicker> Fuck it.

ZenGum · 08-09-2010, 10:30 PM

I off work today with a cold. Meh. I was sitting at my desk, glanced out the window. There is an oval/sports field across the road. The sprinklers were on - in winter, huh? Then I saw two guys in hi-vis work jackets wandering about, obviously checking the sprinkler functions. I was watching at just the right moment to see another sprinkler power up and squirt a jet of water right into the head of one of the workmen.

I shouldn't laugh at others' misfortunes, but c'mon, conscience, that was funny.

Shawnee123 · 08-10-2010, 10:25 AM

And there you have a moment of zen.

Lamplighter · 08-11-2010, 06:20 PM

PDX Local TV News says there's a pregnant woman already in labor stuck inside an elevator...with her claustrophobic husband !

TheMercenary · 08-11-2010, 07:09 PM

Watching my youngest child struggle with the frustration of organization that my wife has done for her for the last 18 years. Pretty amusing.

monster · 08-11-2010, 07:58 PM

Overheard:

"I've got the mother of all back-ups ready!"

12yo daughter RFN.

classicman · 08-12-2010, 02:48 PM

Shitty people who constantly complain about other while doing exactly that which they are complaining about.

Shawnee123 · 08-12-2010, 02:55 PM

You should find ways to love yourself anyway.

monster · 08-12-2010, 03:03 PM

ew, I didn't need that image......

HungLikeJesus · 08-13-2010, 12:04 AM

That made me laugh.

casimendocina · 08-16-2010, 10:15 AM

Friend of a friend story:

Today in the staff room, someone (not naming any names) burnt their toast. The smoke alarm didn't go off audibly in the actual room, but large numbers of people suddenly seemed to be exiting the building. When the culprit tried to inform people that really there was no need as it was only burnt toast, the person in question discovered that it was too late-once the alarm has gone off, a train of events is set in motion that involves evacuation and the fire station personnel coming to check that everything really is ok. Very, very embarrassing, but sort of funny at the same time. One of the bigwigs in the building, completely of his own volition, sent out an email to all staff saying how well the fire drill had gone.

Undertoad · 08-17-2010, 02:16 PM

I woke up this morning and the dog was sleeping under my pillow. Only her head was sticking out.

She will burrow under covers whenever she can, but under the pillow is a new one.

She's 13 pounds, so she fits nicely, and my pillow is too thin anyway.

Pico and ME · 08-17-2010, 03:27 PM

Pico likes to burrow too. I dont know how many times he was almost squashed when my husband would get into bed. I guess it boils down the the fact that those little dogs just dont have enough heat generating meat on their bones.

08-07-2010, 08:59 AM	#436
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You guys are good! But no cigar. I don't know if anyone wants to keep guessing. I'll hide the answer below: Waverly It's actually kind of a cool name, but all I could think of was the cracker. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-09-2010, 11:27 AM	#437
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	A lover's quarrel. Hahahahahahaaaaaa! Funny to watch from afar. I have no interest in their make-up sex, though. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-09-2010, 10:30 PM	#439
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I off work today with a cold. Meh. I was sitting at my desk, glanced out the window. There is an oval/sports field across the road. The sprinklers were on - in winter, huh? Then I saw two guys in hi-vis work jackets wandering about, obviously checking the sprinkler functions. I was watching at just the right moment to see another sprinkler power up and squirt a jet of water right into the head of one of the workmen. I shouldn't laugh at others' misfortunes, but c'mon, conscience, that was funny. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-10-2010, 10:25 AM	#440
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And there you have a moment of zen. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-11-2010, 07:09 PM	#442
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Watching my youngest child struggle with the frustration of organization that my wife has done for her for the last 18 years. Pretty amusing. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-09-2010, 12:06 PM	#438
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	I got chewed out this moring for forwarding my email to my boss last week. He he he... <snicker> Fuck it.

08-11-2010, 06:20 PM	#441
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	PDX Local TV News says there's a pregnant woman already in labor stuck inside an elevator...with her claustrophobic husband !

08-11-2010, 07:58 PM	#443
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Overheard: "I've got the mother of all back-ups ready!" 12yo daughter RFN. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-12-2010, 02:48 PM	#444
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Shitty people who constantly complain about other while doing exactly that which they are complaining about. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-12-2010, 02:55 PM	#445
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You should find ways to love yourself anyway. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-12-2010, 03:03 PM	#446
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	ew, I didn't need that image...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-13-2010, 12:04 AM	#447
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That made me laugh. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-16-2010, 10:15 AM	#448
casimendocina Professor Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,622	Friend of a friend story: Today in the staff room, someone (not naming any names) burnt their toast. The smoke alarm didn't go off audibly in the actual room, but large numbers of people suddenly seemed to be exiting the building. When the culprit tried to inform people that really there was no need as it was only burnt toast, the person in question discovered that it was too late-once the alarm has gone off, a train of events is set in motion that involves evacuation and the fire station personnel coming to check that everything really is ok. Very, very embarrassing, but sort of funny at the same time. One of the bigwigs in the building, completely of his own volition, sent out an email to all staff saying how well the fire drill had gone.

08-17-2010, 02:16 PM	#449
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I woke up this morning and the dog was sleeping under my pillow. Only her head was sticking out. She will burrow under covers whenever she can, but under the pillow is a new one. She's 13 pounds, so she fits nicely, and my pillow is too thin anyway.

08-17-2010, 03:27 PM	#450
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Pico likes to burrow too. I dont know how many times he was almost squashed when my husband would get into bed. I guess it boils down the the fact that those little dogs just dont have enough heat generating meat on their bones.

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