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03-31-2012, 04:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-01-2012, 10:18 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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A word of warning to those like me who aren't around children very often...stay alert when you are, or this will happen to you:
8-year-old niece: What are you doing under there? Me: Under where? |
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04-02-2012, 07:11 AM
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Старый сержант
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Oh yea, that is a classic.
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04-02-2012, 07:15 PM
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I learned it as "what were you eating under there". huh.
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04-07-2012, 02:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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04-07-2012, 02:54 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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04-07-2012, 03:04 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I love the 'real man' one.
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04-08-2012, 05:02 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-08-2012, 10:31 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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With Great Power comes Huge Electricity Bill.
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04-09-2012, 05:51 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
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04-10-2012, 02:17 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Wait, what?
I don't likey arsehole joke. Is just teh nasty. 'Specially as both boys helped with algebra and are both similarly disconnected from the Cool People. Hope he slips sideways on ice and gets a spike through his cheek. And that the other kid gets to appreciate things being stuck up his butt.
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04-10-2012, 03:54 PM
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"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.
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04-10-2012, 04:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-11-2012, 01:20 AM
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Confucius say: He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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