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Old 06-24-2012, 11:12 AM   #4606
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And his wife said, "ok, Dick. After you."
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Old 06-24-2012, 09:46 PM   #4607
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and then Saint Peter fainted.
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Old 06-27-2012, 02:37 PM   #4608
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning

A small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far
and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:21 PM   #4609
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My sister's plane crashed into an Irish cemetery and she died on 9/11 you insensitive bastard.
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Old 06-27-2012, 06:24 PM   #4610
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My sister's plane crashed into an Irish cemetery and she died on 9/11 you insensitive bastard.
Your sister was a terrorist?
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Old 06-27-2012, 09:28 PM   #4611
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Terror, Terror, Gay Marriage...be afraid.
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Old 06-30-2012, 03:08 PM   #4612
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I bought a strobe light today but when I got the thing back home it refused to work on any of the different settings.

I went back to the store. "Have you tried switching it off and on?" asked the assistant.
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:40 AM   #4613
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:18 PM   #4614
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Old 07-04-2012, 04:43 PM   #4615
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One day a five year old asks his dad "Daddy, can I have new bicycle?"

The father responds "Can your dick touch your asshole?"

Confused, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer."

At 12, the boy again asks "Dad, can I have new bicycle?"

Again, the dad responds with "Can your dick touch your asshole?"

And again, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer."

At eighteen the boy asks "Dad, can I have a new car?"

The dad asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?"

The boy responds "As a matter of fact, it can."

The dad says "Good, now go fuck yourself."
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Old 07-16-2012, 08:44 PM   #4616
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:28 PM   #4617
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:14 PM   #4618
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...Sometimes she wants to explain her new interpretation of quantum physics...
If quantum physics is true, and there is a universe for all possible histories and futures, then there is a universe where I am banging Emma Watson.

And that's awesome.
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:44 PM   #4619
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Grav...the key word there is 'possible'


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Old 07-18-2012, 08:46 PM   #4620
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If quantum physics is true, and there is a universe for all possible histories and futures, then there is a universe where I am banging Emma Watson.

And that's awesome.
By that logic, there is also a universe where Rupert Grint is banging you.
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