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Old 09-19-2009, 08:50 PM   #4651
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What you need is an earnest mouth to suck that ear out, girl.
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:40 PM   #4652
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You know, Im up for most things 'spode, but that just sounds really friggen gross. Now my neck, you can go for it, but I think I will leave the ear suction to the ENT
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Old 09-19-2009, 10:59 PM   #4653
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I have an ear blocked with water from swimming yesterday. Ive tried heated oil, rubbing alcohol mixed with vinegar, listerine, the hairdryer and every other rememdy Ive come across.

No pharmacies open in this town today, so I cant go eat anything over the counter.

I cant hear and Im off balance.

Did you shake it like a dog coming in from the rain? Only thing that works for me.
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Old 09-20-2009, 01:15 AM   #4654
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Yeah Mon, I did that as soon as it happened and I hopped around like a crazy women....slept that ear facing the pillow. Its blocked like a mo fo now.

I read on the interwebz to use the palm of my hand like a plunger...I could feel it moving but no relief.
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Old 09-20-2009, 01:56 AM   #4655
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Ok, I read that as "heating oil".

Insert a drinking straw, light the end of it, and the suction should draw out the water.

Don't burn yourself.
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:47 AM   #4656
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try running backwards naked through a sprinkler and then under a ladder singing The Locomotion.
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:51 AM   #4657
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When the baby wants to sleep: can't even open the garage door at 3:30 am to put a car full of precious music gear in the garage.

When the adult, having gone to sleep at 3:30 am, wants to sleep a little longer at 8 am: there's the screaming baby, screaming baby daddy, and Nora the Fucking Explorer at full volume, and all that's just fine.
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:52 AM   #4658
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When the baby wants to sleep: can't even open the garage door at 3:30 am to put a car full of precious music gear in the garage.

When the adult, having gone to sleep at 3:30 am, wants to sleep a little longer at 8 am: there's the screaming baby, screaming baby daddy, and Nora the Fucking Explorer at full volume, and all that's just fine.
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:05 PM   #4659
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When the baby wants to sleep: can't even open the garage door at 3:30 am to put a car full of precious music gear in the garage.

When the adult, having gone to sleep at 3:30 am, wants to sleep a little longer at 8 am: there's the screaming baby, screaming baby daddy, and Nora the Fucking Explorer at full volume, and all that's just fine.
Grow some balls.
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:15 PM   #4660
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This is where my Jeep is vacationing right now...

Autopsy: Shark killed man who washed up in Kill Devil Hills

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A Pittsburgh man whose body washed up along North Carolina's Outer Banks after he went for a late-night swim died from shark bites, a medical examiner determined Friday.
It was the first reported shark attack in the region in more than eight years.
The body of Richard A. Snead, 60, was discovered Thursday morning near the 1300 block of N. Virginia Dare Trail in Kill Devil Hills by a tourist who was taking a walk, police said.
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:33 PM   #4661
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Global warming did it.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:15 PM   #4662
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This is where my Jeep is vacationing right now...

Autopsy: Shark killed man who washed up in Kill Devil Hills

Just hope that your Jeep doesn't end up sleeping with the fishes!
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Old 09-20-2009, 07:15 PM   #4663
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One thing about it Jinx...... You'll never feel guilty about asking THEM for favors anymore, eh?
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Old 09-20-2009, 07:56 PM   #4664
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Srsly. I'm not even gonna cut Dennis's nails when they have to babysit him at thanksgiving - and they have carpet and upholstered furniture...
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:43 PM   #4665
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try running backwards naked through a sprinkler and then under a ladder singing The Locomotion with the video camera rolling
Fixed it for you.
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