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Old 01-08-2013, 11:34 PM   #4726
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BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday
and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game
and a tie for the national championship.
When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share.
They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"?
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:29 PM   #4727
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ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!

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Old 01-09-2013, 04:39 PM   #4728
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It's-it's not Alan. Is-is that-is that Steve?

STEVE!STEVE!!STEVE!

The bit with the bird and Michael Jackson music: That's from a 'Nature' episode on birds, and that's actually the music they (the 'Nature' people) put behind it. Classic episode.
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:49 PM   #4729
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BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday
… yadda yadda yadda
In other news, the government has decided to tax people. Some have trouble getting a grip.
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:05 PM   #4730
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pssst. humor thread.
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:43 PM   #4731
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:13 PM   #4732
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:16 PM   #4733
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
This is the best one I have heard in years. I am definitely stealing it
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:34 PM   #4734
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'Buffering'.

Outstanding.

ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it.
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:55 PM   #4735
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I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one!
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:58 PM   #4736
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Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:11 PM   #4737
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You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:51 PM   #4738
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nope, too late.. you already lolled.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:45 AM   #4739
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You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.
Unless they have FIOS.
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:00 PM   #4740
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
excellent!!!

ANOTHER magic trick!! I can't wait.
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