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Old 01-24-2013, 10:47 AM   #4741
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I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:53 AM   #4742
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Unlike that joke... :groan:
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:12 AM   #4743
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That was the mercifully brief version of the interminable shaggy dog story.
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:32 AM   #4744
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*shaggy* dog story? I see what you did t hair.
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Old 01-24-2013, 02:15 PM   #4745
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I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
I know someone who would think that was funny.

Unfortunately, he has a very tiny weenie.

but he would find that funny.
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:58 PM   #4746
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Hey, you promised not to tell.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:06 PM   #4747
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Hey, you promised not to tell.
ha! YOU know who I'm talking about.

He wears tweeds and thinks Shakespearean jokes are teh funneh.

did I tell you his wife busted him? Why yes, yes she did.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:17 PM   #4748
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I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
I feel like I'm not getting this one...
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:19 PM   #4749
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Quality of mercy is not strained.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:20 PM   #4750
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I got the quality part, but thought "surely there must be something else I'm missing."

so... the joke was just that bad?
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:25 PM   #4751
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Maybe the joke is Shakespeare in Australia.


Just kidding ladies, I'll give ya a big kiss down-under.
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:55 PM   #4752
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I got the quality part, but thought "surely there must be something else I'm missing."

so... the joke was just that bad?
Imagine how bad it would have been if it were the original, 15 minute long,'shaggy dog' version.
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Old 01-24-2013, 11:37 PM   #4753
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That's how I heard it. Short and sweet. All things considered, I guess I'm glad I didn't have to sit through the long version.

The real question is: if the quality of mercy is not strained, how do you get the lumps out?
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Old 01-25-2013, 12:04 AM   #4754
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That's how I heard it. Short and sweet. All things considered, I guess I'm glad I didn't have to sit through the long version.

The real question is: if the quality of mercy is not strained, how do you get the lumps out?
ahh, there's the rub...
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