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Old 01-28-2013, 05:11 PM   #4756
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President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama" a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Jimmy Boy, down here at Bump's Catfish Shack, in Vicksburg , and I am callin' to tell y'all that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"

"Well Jimmy Boy," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Jimmy Boy, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Bubba, my next-door-neighbor Cooter and brother Gerald, and the whole dart team from JD's Bait Shop. That makes eight or maybe nine depending if Bump can close the store.

Barack paused. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Jimmy Boy. "I'll have to call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Jimmy Boy called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Jimmy Boy?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and my brother Mike's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Jimmy Boy, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Jimmy Boy, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Jimmy Boy called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

“Well, sir," said Jimmy Boy, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, catfish, greens and pie and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:00 PM   #4757
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Old 01-28-2013, 11:08 PM   #4758
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Reminds me of the comic strips at Perry Bible Fellowship.
NOTE: Some are NSFW, all are a bit twisted.
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:35 PM   #4759
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Here's two from GTown's link:

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Old 02-03-2013, 03:17 PM   #4760
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:03 AM   #4761
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Forgot my fave PBF when I posted the link:
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:39 AM   #4762
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omg gtown. I had to look up the movie Gummo (for Ohio) and it's about Xenia OH (quote: Xenia, Ohio, is a small poor and boring city that never fully recovered after a tornado in the 1970s.)

Of course, I remember the tornado (I was in elementary school...way north of Xenia but it was a BIG DEAL.) So I have to find the movie.

(sung to the tune of the song from Evita, I heard this from my sis-in-law):

Don't cry for me I'm from Xenia...

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Old 02-04-2013, 01:42 PM   #4763
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are there a lot of foreigners in that town?
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:49 PM   #4764
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Not that I know of.

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The name of the new village was chosen in typically democratic fashion. Vance called a town meeting to discuss possible names. The committee had considered several suggestions without reaching any decision. Then the Rev. Robert Armstrong proposed the name "Xenia," meaning "hospitality" in Greek, because of the fine hospitality extended to him in this friendly community. When a tie developed, Laticia Davis, wife of Owen Davis, was invited to cast the deciding ballot. She voted for "Xenia."
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:52 PM   #4765
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well do they at LEAST have a Warrior Princess??!
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:16 AM   #4766
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well do they at LEAST have a Warrior Princess??!
Why yes. Yes they do.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:21 AM   #4767
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Infi, I thought you said you quit smoking cigs.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:40 AM   #4768
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No, I never claimed that.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:48 PM   #4769
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Right. You may have given up cigarettes but you haven't quit smokin'
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