02-05-2013, 01:08 PM | #4771 |
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*winks and makes that little clicky clicky sound*
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02-05-2013, 08:38 PM | #4772 |
Back in 10
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02-06-2013, 02:49 AM | #4773 |
I'm still a jerk
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A mother sends her gay son to a strait camp now he is just sad.
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02-06-2013, 03:58 AM | #4774 |
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tor we told you not to drink and post
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02-06-2013, 10:29 AM | #4775 |
To shreds, you say?
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It's the delivery. I think the joke has potential.
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02-06-2013, 04:42 PM | #4776 |
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I think the picture has dementia.
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02-06-2013, 04:43 PM | #4777 |
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You need to start Wandows norgmadly.
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02-07-2013, 04:37 AM | #4778 |
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Sorry I thought I was supposed to drink and post, hell a few more I would have been in the dweller NSW thread
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02-07-2013, 05:18 AM | #4779 |
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02-07-2013, 08:44 AM | #4780 |
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Funny, a good parody of Maxim or Playboy is hard to find. Well, for Maxim it's pretty much just any issue. So anyway...
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02-07-2013, 08:45 AM | #4781 |
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Anyway, I think THIS picture has a subtle brilliance:
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02-07-2013, 04:45 PM | #4782 | |
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Quote:
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02-07-2013, 07:57 PM | #4783 |
a beautiful fool
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I think ann coulter would be great in bed
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02-08-2013, 12:20 AM | #4784 |
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How to loss a boner .10 seconds
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02-08-2013, 03:36 AM | #4785 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
And felt guilty all day long. No matter how much He tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt And sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every now and then he'd hear an internal Reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first Medical practitioner to sleep with one of their Patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go." But invariably another voice in his head Would bring him back to reality. Whispering... Dave... Dave... Dave ... Dave... ...you're a fucking veterinarian.
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