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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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More from the mouth of the now 4 year old (birthday was Saturday):
4YO: Mommy can we watch (whatever it was) when we get home? Mommy: Honey, they took that off, we can't watch it anymore (it was something free on HBO on Demand or something.) 4YO: Those terrorists, always taking the movies we want to watch.
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Goon Squad Leader
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(SonofV, musically)
"...dee dah dah, But you did, but you did, And I thank you!" (slightly aggravated) Dad! You got that song stuck in my head!!!" Hahahah! You're welcome, son! No problem.
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I can hear my ears
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a brief exchange between jinx and myself over gchat:
jinx: I really need to stop finding your toothpick/flosser things on my desk, kthxbai jim: you can't prove it was me jinx: I could kill you in your sleep and see if it stops happening I Lolled. out loud.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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![]() Has anyone else noticed the whole "jinx kills jim" theme?
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trying hard to be a better person
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I've noticed. I keep wondering when she's going to stop threatening and follow through. lol
Not that I really want lumberjim dead or anything. ![]()
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I can hear my ears
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shouldn't you be busy neglecting your child?
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trying hard to be a better person
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Shouldn't you be busy picking your teeth?
eta: I have never neglected my children.
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
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A few days back Miss Dallas was, much against her will, helping Mrs. Dallas with the laundry. She thought it was absolutely hilarious that the Hanes boxer briefs I wear have pockets.
What she didn't realize was that the "Hanes" logo goes at the front left hip. Not in the center. What she thought was a "pocket" on the right side was really the y-front fly. ![]() |
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
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You know that kid schtick where they ask a really complicated question right as you're trying to put them to bed?
Tonight's question from my stepdaughter was, "Why isn't electricity affected by gravity?" ![]() |
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Your Bartender
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So.... what'd you tell her???
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Because Mommy and Daddy Fobble haven't paid the gravity bill.
Alternate answer: Well, it is, but because electricity is invisible you can't see it leaking out of the outlets and running down the walls and all over the floor. That's why you can scuff your good shoes on the carpet to collect up all the electricity that fell down there and then make a spark by touching someone's nose. It's never too early to start screwing them up.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Mr. Fob told her that electricity wasn't a thing so much as a movement. He pushed her in the arm and said, "My arm is affected by gravity, your shoulder is affected by gravity... but that push you felt wasn't affected by gravity. Now go to bed."
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I confirmed to Thor that he would be getting a new shirt and socks for his hockey team -with the pro team (Whalers) logo on it. He said "I'm frozen with delight" (in a non-sarcastic way). aaaawww.
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