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#4801 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Sorry, Sundae, but it reminded me of this:
I suggest you fart in her general direction.
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#4802 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I was reading a book recently...have no idea which one I've been reading like a crazy person for a few months now. But the guy was saying he'd quit drinking and had started to emit a smell.
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#4803 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Awwww.
I feel a bit bad for lambasting my Mum now. But it did irritate me at the time. Thanks for the advice and the levity, people.
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#4804 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 2,728
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Sundae, your mom sounds like my mom, so I know exactly how you feel. I'm not my worse critic, my mom is. :-/
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#4805 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Reading Amy Tan's books really rang a bell for me. I know you're not Chinese, neither am I.
But it's like Mum had to be hard on me to keep evil away. When I write my bestselling book, you can be my consultant. Bri is already on board, so the split is at least three ways. As long as you can deal with that it's fine. Oh and I think we'll let you do the talk shows. Because you're so damned pretty.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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#4807 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Ha! No, he fawns all the time all over the place, don't much matter none who's looking.
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#4808 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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I was just gonna say that. he does nothing BUT fawn and sycophant all over yo' ass and dooood, it's like, soooooooo obvious.
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#4809 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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He's a fawner. He likes to fawn and phant. That's why we love him, amirite?
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#4810 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 2,728
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I say sorry quickly just to anyone. :-/ Why the hell do I keep apologizing to my friend's receptionist just cuz she feeling bitchy? Really? I am the doctor's friend and I am the patient. She should suck it up and give me some damn respect. Geez... I didn't want to argue with her and make my visits unfriendly and put my friend in a tough spot. Anyways, my friend told me not apologize anymore. Yes, I called her and complained some, hehe. As my sister reminded me, she's the receptionist, not my friend. I need stop being so nice. I used to bring her coffee everytime I stop by the office. Anyways, just getting things off my chest. :p
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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#4812 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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urite, when urite, urite. amirite?
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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#4814 |
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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Hey! Who do I fawn and sync over?
Nobody since the Backstreet Boys broke my heart. I don't fawn, jawn! I'm jes' tryin' to get by de best ways I knows how ta.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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#4815 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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your mom might be your worst critic, but try to get along and enjoy your time with them. i miss my momma. she used to drive me nuts, but if i could just see her one more time. she never knew i made it home from iraq
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