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Gravdigr · 03-08-2013, 05:15 PM

You mean Bahston?

footfootfoot · 03-11-2013, 01:12 PM

Today is Douglas Adams 61st Birthday. I checked out his daughter's twitter and saw this funny gem:

"I took my dog to the park to play frisbee with him. It was rubbish. I need a flatter dog."

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2013, 02:11 PM

Flatter dog.

The reason Irish celebrate St. Patrick's Day is because St.Patrick drove the Norwegians out of Ireland.

It seems that some centuries ago, many Norwegians came to Ireland to escape the bitterness of the Norwegian winter. Ireland was having a famine at the time, and food was scarce. The Norwegians were eating almost all the fish caught in the area, leaving the Irish with nothing to eat but potatoes.
St. Patrick, taking matters into his own hands, as most Irishmen do, decided the Norwegians had to go.

Secretly, he organized the Irish IRATRION (Irish Republican Army to Rid Ireland of Norwegians).
Irish members of IRATRION passed a law in Ireland that prohibited merchants from selling ice boxes or ice to the Norwegians, in hopes that their fish would spoil. This would force the Norwegians to flee to a colder climate where their fish would keep. Well, the fish spoiled, all right, but the Norwegians, as every one knows today, thrive on spoiled fish.

So, faced with failure, the desperate Irishmen sneaked into the Norwegian fish storage caves in the dead of night and sprinkled the rotten fish with lye, hoping to poison the Norwegian invaders. But, as everyone knows, the Norwegians thought this only added to the flavor of the fish, and they liked it so much they decided to call it "lutefisk", which is Norwegian for "luscious fish".

Matters became even worse for the Irishmen when the Norwegians started taking over the Irish potato crop and making something called "lefse".

Poor St. Patrick was at his wit's end, and finally on March 17th, he blew his top and told all the Norwegians to "GO TO HELL". So they all got in their boats and emigrated to Minnesota or the Dakotas, the only other paradise on earth where smelly fish, old potatoes and plenty of cold weather can be found in abundance.

The End.

Gravdigr · 03-15-2013, 05:30 PM

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Gravdigr · 03-16-2013, 03:52 PM

WANT!!!!!

Gravdigr · 03-16-2013, 05:00 PM

Skool ai'nt done learnt me nuttin.

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Nirvana · 03-16-2013, 05:05 PM

That is a newscaster local to me. They get their graphics guys/gals from ND and St Mary's

Gravdigr · 03-18-2013, 01:10 PM

Why is the man on the sign carrying a pocketbook?

j/k

Gravdigr · 03-18-2013, 01:11 PM

Never took Mickey for a spelunker.

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xoxoxoBruce · 03-18-2013, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Why is the man on the sign carrying a pocketbook?

j/k

iPhone 10.

orthodoc · 03-18-2013, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Never took Mickey for a spelunker.

And I thought I'd seen the most tasteless clothing possible on PoW ...

footfootfoot · 03-18-2013, 04:46 PM

I thought it was a skirt but I think it is really a sweatshirt tied around her waist.

Clodfobble · 03-18-2013, 06:45 PM

I was actually gonna go with Photoshopped, albeit rather well done. I can't really point to anything in particular, it just looks off to me.

03-08-2013, 05:15 PM	#4816
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03-11-2013, 01:12 PM	#4817
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Today is Douglas Adams 61st Birthday. I checked out his daughter's twitter and saw this funny gem: "I took my dog to the park to play frisbee with him. It was rubbish. I need a flatter dog." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-11-2013, 02:11 PM	#4818
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Flatter dog. The reason Irish celebrate St. Patrick's Day is because St.Patrick drove the Norwegians out of Ireland. It seems that some centuries ago, many Norwegians came to Ireland to escape the bitterness of the Norwegian winter. Ireland was having a famine at the time, and food was scarce. The Norwegians were eating almost all the fish caught in the area, leaving the Irish with nothing to eat but potatoes. St. Patrick, taking matters into his own hands, as most Irishmen do, decided the Norwegians had to go. Secretly, he organized the Irish IRATRION (Irish Republican Army to Rid Ireland of Norwegians). Irish members of IRATRION passed a law in Ireland that prohibited merchants from selling ice boxes or ice to the Norwegians, in hopes that their fish would spoil. This would force the Norwegians to flee to a colder climate where their fish would keep. Well, the fish spoiled, all right, but the Norwegians, as every one knows today, thrive on spoiled fish. So, faced with failure, the desperate Irishmen sneaked into the Norwegian fish storage caves in the dead of night and sprinkled the rotten fish with lye, hoping to poison the Norwegian invaders. But, as everyone knows, the Norwegians thought this only added to the flavor of the fish, and they liked it so much they decided to call it "lutefisk", which is Norwegian for "luscious fish". Matters became even worse for the Irishmen when the Norwegians started taking over the Irish potato crop and making something called "lefse". Poor St. Patrick was at his wit's end, and finally on March 17th, he blew his top and told all the Norwegians to "GO TO HELL". So they all got in their boats and emigrated to Minnesota or the Dakotas, the only other paradise on earth where smelly fish, old potatoes and plenty of cold weather can be found in abundance. The End. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-15-2013, 05:30 PM	#4819
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03-15-2013, 06:44 PM	#4820
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	__________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-16-2013, 02:22 PM	#4821
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03-16-2013, 03:52 PM	#4822
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	*WANT!!!!!* __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-16-2013, 05:00 PM	#4823
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Skool ai'nt done learnt me nuttin. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-16-2013, 05:05 PM	#4824
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	That is a newscaster local to me. They get their graphics guys/gals from ND and St Mary's __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-18-2013, 01:10 PM	#4825
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Why is the man on the sign carrying a pocketbook? j/k __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2013, 01:11 PM	#4826
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Never took Mickey for a spelunker. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2013, 04:46 PM	#4829
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I thought it was a skirt but I think it is really a sweatshirt tied around her waist. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-18-2013, 06:45 PM	#4830
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I was actually gonna go with Photoshopped, albeit rather well done. I can't really point to anything in particular, it just looks off to me. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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