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Pete Zicato · 03-30-2013, 06:00 PM

Have I said this already? According to a recent NPR program, it's possible that that the fried calamari you're eating is actually pig rectum.

Pete Zicato · 03-31-2013, 10:48 PM

^^^
Thread killer?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-31-2013, 11:13 PM

Not even close.

Gravdigr · 04-01-2013, 09:44 AM

Sadly, no.

toranokaze · 04-05-2013, 12:04 PM

What is the difference between a Bankster and a canoes?

A canoes will eventually tip.

glatt · 04-05-2013, 01:08 PM

Did you hear about the plane crash in Canada? Every single person on board died.

At least the couples survived.

infinite monkey · 04-05-2013, 01:10 PM

*snickers*

infinite monkey · 04-05-2013, 01:12 PM

Cow orker T: I can't be like E or M, all gung-ho like they are.

Me: No, you have Gung Ho (points top of pop bottle in the general direction of E) and you have Attention Ho (points bottle in general direction of The Sidler.)

E rocks. T rocks. The Sidler can be so good and helpful and he can also make you want to slit your wrists.

glatt · 04-08-2013, 09:45 AM

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xoxoxoBruce · 04-10-2013, 08:52 PM

"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" the woman asked her husband.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband?
"Uh,no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties, and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited).
"Well go look in the garage!" she said.

BigV · 04-11-2013, 06:58 PM

owch!

zippyt · 04-11-2013, 11:32 PM

Ocean's Edge · 04-12-2013, 04:49 PM

infinite monkey · 04-12-2013, 04:50 PM

I wonder if foot saw what I wrote on his Bacefook page about Marco Polo?

Gravdigr · 04-17-2013, 04:51 PM

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03-30-2013, 06:00 PM	#4846
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Have I said this already? According to a recent NPR program, it's possible that that the fried calamari you're eating is actually pig rectum. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-31-2013, 10:48 PM	#4847
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	^^^ Thread killer? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-31-2013, 11:13 PM	#4848
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not even close. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-01-2013, 09:44 AM	#4849
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sadly, no. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-05-2013, 12:04 PM	#4850
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	What is the difference between a Bankster and a canoes? A canoes will eventually tip. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

04-05-2013, 01:08 PM	#4851
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Did you hear about the plane crash in Canada? Every single person on board died. At least the couples survived.

04-05-2013, 01:10 PM	#4852
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	snickers

04-05-2013, 01:12 PM	#4853
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Cow orker T: I can't be like E or M, all gung-ho like they are. Me: No, you have Gung Ho (points top of pop bottle in the general direction of E) and you have Attention Ho (points bottle in general direction of The Sidler.) E rocks. T rocks. The Sidler can be so good and helpful and he can also make you want to slit your wrists.

04-08-2013, 09:45 AM	#4854
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717

04-10-2013, 08:52 PM	#4855
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" the woman asked her husband. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband? "Uh,no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties, and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. "Now," she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" "No way!" he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited). "Well go look in the garage!" she said. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-11-2013, 06:58 PM	#4856
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	owch! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-11-2013, 11:32 PM	#4857
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	__________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-12-2013, 04:49 PM	#4858
Ocean's Edge is a beach Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: One step back from the end of the world Posts: 245	__________________ *Schrodinger's cat is a koan.*

04-12-2013, 04:50 PM	#4859
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I wonder if foot saw what I wrote on his Bacefook page about Marco Polo?

04-17-2013, 04:51 PM	#4860
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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