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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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This thread wears underwear under its swimsuit.
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#482 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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This thread is Teh Flint
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#483 |
I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
Posts: 1,817
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in like flint?
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#484 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,346
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My goal to be the last one to kill this thread is the only reason I have to live.
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#485 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I have bitch-slapped this thread. I have beaten it into a stupor with a stolen, shit-covered stick. I have ripped out it's tongue with a pair of Channel-Lock pliers, and shat down it's throat. I have gouged both eyeballs out of it's head with a spork, and skull-fucked one socket, and filled the other with skunk piss and sewed it shut. Then I introduced a small, starving Ethiopian child into it's rectum, armed with a bottle of of ketchup and a Swiss Army knife.
But, I don't know, I. Just. Don't. Know.
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#486 |
Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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Then you put it in a dumpster, and when someone looked in the next morning, it jumped out and licked their face?
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#487 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I've tickled its ass with a feather. I know.... I know.
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#488 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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This thread may have supernatural powers. I heard that following an untoward comment about its apparel, the user who posted it was turned into a monkey!
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#489 |
changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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This thread is Chuck Norris's kryptonite.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
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#491 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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bi-threading
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#492 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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This thread needs an enema.
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#493 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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With threads like this, who needs enemas?
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#494 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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This thread needs to get crossed with an incestuous polar bear
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#495 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Uncontacted indigenous people are throwing spears at this thread.
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