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Old 08-02-2008, 12:24 PM   #5236
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The riddle of the beaked beast found on a upscale East Hampton, N.Y., beach in mid-July got even trickier Thursday as various experts weighed in — and its "discoverers" revealed they might have something mysterious of their own planned.

First, "Animal Planet" wildlife expert Jeff Corwin appeared on FOX News Channel to proclaim that we're all suckers.

"What you think is a beak is actually the canine teeth," Corwin told Bill Hemmer and Megyn Kelly. "What we have is an incredibly rare" — dramatic pause — "raccoon."
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Old 08-02-2008, 12:28 PM   #5237
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Ah, all hail Elspode, not a beak at all.
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:57 PM   #5238
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Maybe it's one of these.
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:01 PM   #5239
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:01 PM   #5240
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:12 PM   #5241
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:14 PM   #5242
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:47 AM   #5243
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Ah, all hail Elspode, not a beak at all.
I wish I was that insightful, but really, I'd just read what Corwin and others had said.

Sure is easy to see why people were freaked, though. It is a scary looking sumbitch.
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:44 AM   #5244
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Old 08-03-2008, 05:46 PM   #5245
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Can you imagine how disgusting it must be when that guy has a cold?
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Old 08-03-2008, 10:07 PM   #5246
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Gee thanks for that mental image Clod.
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Old 08-03-2008, 10:11 PM   #5247
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Think of how he could decimate a big ol' pile o' coke.
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Old 08-03-2008, 10:31 PM   #5248
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Think of how he could decimate a big ol' pile o' coke.
Shotgun coke?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:25 AM   #5249
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:22 AM   #5250
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