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04-08-2010, 12:07 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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Aw, Shaw. When you're all done with the nasty scans and you find the little fucker that wrecked your car, I'll come and hold him while you kick him. Be sure to bruise his labia. Or should that be bruce his labia?
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04-08-2010, 12:28 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Thanks.
Bad luck follows me around. If I have brain damage, I'll find the little fucker and sue his pants off. 
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04-08-2010, 12:31 PM
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He'll be lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.
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04-08-2010, 12:32 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Bwaaahahaaaa!
And his cell phone stuck up his butt.
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04-08-2010, 12:53 PM
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I hope the planets align soon all this bad luck is crazy!
Shaw I hope he won't be calling anyone! I hate getting calls from assholes!  Speaking of assholes anyone else getting those 000 000 0000 calls? They are untraceable and probably from credit scammers? 
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04-08-2010, 12:54 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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lol...calls from assholes! Butt-dialing (have you seen that commercial? "Cracks" me up!)
 Never got a 0000 call.
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04-08-2010, 01:21 PM
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Gone and done
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friggin' pollen.
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04-08-2010, 01:56 PM
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04-08-2010, 02:10 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I had to hose off the trampoline before the kids could use it, because it was coated in yellow.
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04-08-2010, 02:19 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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@ Carruthers: It's slightly shocking when you suddenly notice the aging process in your parent. Like they continue looking a particular way and then suddenly you notice, they've changed quite a lot whilst your head was turned. Bizarre really. Slightly unreal seeming. I hope this isn't the beginnng of anything. It may just be one of those things.
@ Sundae: sorry to hear about that m'dear. Hope your Gramps is ok. Oh, and Fuck diabetes. It's a sucky, nasty condition.
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04-09-2010, 05:36 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Quote:
If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets.
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04-10-2010, 08:51 AM
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still says videotape
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Sorry Pete.
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04-10-2010, 03:55 PM
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Hugs to all.
I'd like to state for the record that I usually do not visit this thread nowadays, because I've found reading everyone's troubles upsets me too much. I find it ironic to see my name as the OP all the time.
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04-10-2010, 08:26 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Me too.
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04-11-2010, 03:23 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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Shaw - that's what this thread is for, dear girl!
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