08-19-2008, 09:51 AM | #5371 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Huh? Nuclear bombs produce thousands of tiny boobies?
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08-19-2008, 09:54 AM | #5372 |
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[reconsiders anti-nuclear stance]
[decides I don't want them running around unsupervised (which is why I always keep a close I on 'em)] P.S. Tora means tiger. "Tora tora tora" was the codeword/signal to attack pearl harbour... which doesn't really explain away the WTFedness.
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08-19-2008, 10:03 AM | #5373 |
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The calendar reminds me of this one.
http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html I agree, for maximum effect, naked people would be needed. (Ideally, there would be a checkbox to specify the preferred gender mix.) |
08-19-2008, 11:05 AM | #5374 |
go ahead, abbrev. it
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yes, guy, guy, YES, yes, maybe, no, guy...
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08-19-2008, 03:15 PM | #5375 |
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Bad eyebrows crack me up:
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08-19-2008, 03:16 PM | #5376 |
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08-19-2008, 05:12 PM | #5377 |
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Eyebrows?
In the case of the women, I usually don't get that far up. |
08-19-2008, 06:33 PM | #5378 |
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You don't even look at her forehead when you're crushing your beer cans?
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08-19-2008, 06:45 PM | #5379 |
Gone and done
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if the first chick has bad eyebrows, I'm in trouble.
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08-19-2008, 08:15 PM | #5380 |
To shreds, you say?
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I think the first chick is pretty cute
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08-19-2008, 09:12 PM | #5381 |
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He's not wearing a hat:
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08-19-2008, 09:30 PM | #5382 |
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I just got this in an e-mail a few minutes ago:
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08-19-2008, 09:34 PM | #5383 |
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I just had this flashback to jury duty, when we went into the courtroom for jury selection, and the bailiffs told the guys with baseball caps to take them off.
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08-19-2008, 11:28 PM | #5384 |
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08-19-2008, 11:34 PM | #5385 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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That map is so wrong - the best is right there at that lil spot! Don't you doubt it for a sec. Don't believe me - just take a close look at some of their policies - hell they gotta be stoned to think 1/2 that shits a good plan.
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