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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Oh, that is perfect. There is about one non-dwellar human I'd use that on... it's all cued up. I want to use it at work but women...
I keep snorting to myself. It will slip out.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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The thought of Vana's pie hole keeps me awake at night. You didn't need to bring that up Glatt. And here I thought you were the only gentleman on the cellar. Son, I am disappoint.
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#5434 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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OMG. Mr. Clod is going to hear the term "cock holster" in the next few days, for sure.
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#5435 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Maybe if he's lucky he'll get a demo as well.
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#5436 |
Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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A 20 foot long, 5 feet high snow drift at the end of the drive way sure sucks when you have to scoop it by hand. Then you have to go feed cows.... Uncle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {the whining continues} :/
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#5437 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Can't you persuade the cows they like snow drift, and lots of it?
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#5438 |
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Our school opens its doors at 7:30, classes start at 8:00. At 7:39, they sent a text message saying school would be delayed by 2 hours this morning due to inclement weather.
Granted, I was glad to get to turn around out of the gridlock we were sitting in due to some ice-induced accident up the road. But they couldn't have sent that message out before I spent 15 minutes de-icing the car? |
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#5439 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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perhaps the student doors were frozen shut and they found out at 7:30?
sorry, Clod. Here, they make the closing decision AFTER morning swim and polo practices have started, and we can't train them otherwise...
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Ha--now they've canceled school, but not because the weather has gotten worse. It's because of "traffic conditions." Texans can't drive in this shit and there are massive accidents on every major roadway leading to the school.
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#5441 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I'm glad you're home safe, then. Watch SUV sales tick upward next month down there.
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#5442 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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She lives in Texas, is that even even possible?
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#5443 |
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Nah, if anything, they'll go down. In snow, you want an SUV, but in ice, you want a smaller, more stable car. It's the tall SUVs that keep getting blown off the road, or have too much momentum to stop when the guy in front of them fishtails out of control...
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#5444 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Yeah, but people are ridiculous.
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#5445 |
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That's true, you can never rule out the stupidity factor.
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