What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 366

DanaC · 05-01-2014, 05:09 PM

Sounds horrid, Inf. Get better soon chick.

infinite monkey · 05-01-2014, 05:13 PM

Hey y'all, thanks! I just woke up. I didn't drown in drool! I did have strange dreams that I was swimming and I found a plane. (not really.)

I feel a bit better. Just a bug, I'm sure.

BardoXV · 05-18-2014, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BardoXV

Well so far nothing has worked, I didn't know Robins were so persistent. If I succeed in dissuading him from attacking one window, he just moves to another window, and I have a lot of windows in my living room.

I think the Robin has finally given up, it has been several days since he attacked the windows. I'm really wondering if he ever got to mate with his female, spending so much time at my windows, or if another male took care of things for him? If so perhaps the offspring will not be inclined to attack their reflection.

Clodfobble · 06-01-2014, 11:46 PM

You know what's awesome?

When you notice an old twisty fluorescent bulb in your cabinet mixed in with the LED bulbs, and you think to yourself, "Huh, I should get rid of that..." and then somehow (?) it gets knocked down (or absentmindedly placed?) into the dirty laundry basket instead of tucked neatly away where it came from, and then you casually shove everything into the washing machine, and an hour later you have a load of laundry full of tiny glass shards and mercury.

WTF is wrong with me, that I don't notice a goddamn lightbulb in my laundry basket?

sexobon · 06-02-2014, 12:05 AM

Does adding a light bulb to your detergent, like, make the colors brighter?

orthodoc · 06-02-2014, 09:59 PM

No, it just makes them mercurial.

Flint · 06-02-2014, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter

In our area, Albertson's seems to have been bought out recently,
and the new managment knows exactly what you want/need.

They are moving to one size of one brand of one kind of food item
in one spot on one shelf in one section in one aisle of every store.

Fortunately, you can still choose whichever parking space you want.

This is the European style grocery, before I left Texas there was a chain of them--forget the name--taking over territory. A low-cost alternative where you have fewer alternatives. Purchasing and inventory control efficiency allow them to save tons of operational costs. And if you want a can of beans, here the fuck they are--what? You wanted a different color label? lol

Flint · 06-02-2014, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

I go, Ok.... And before I can stop her, she runs the same clipper right down the side of my face at the sideburn, and cuts off 2.5 months of beard growth. OFF. No blending. Just swoosh.

And what did we learn? /Stewie

lumberjim · 06-02-2014, 11:30 PM

The Beard cannot be trusted to amateurs.

Flint · 06-02-2014, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Is LinkedIn useful for anything?

Before speaking with a potential client, employer, etc. I read through their page to get an idea of their background and any conversation topics I can magically introduce which they will be impressed by. It's like an online dating profile for business relationships. This works. People love to talk about themselves and things they know about / identify with.

Flint · 06-02-2014, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

WTF is wrong with me, that I don't notice a goddamn lightbulb in my laundry basket?

In evolutionary terms, there is no advantage to having learned a skill designed for such an improbable occurrence. Leopard in the tree tops, yes. Light bulb in the laundry basket, WTF ?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-02-2014, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

The Beard cannot be trusted to amateurs.

It took me years to find one that could. She's a gem, but not an amateur.

Flint · 06-03-2014, 12:07 AM

No god dang way anybody is cutting any part of my beard. It's a topiary, they can't possibly get it right. That being said, how can you fuck up fading the sideburns? That's unexpected.

lumberjim · 06-03-2014, 12:21 AM

I have pictures. It's not attractive

Aliantha · 06-03-2014, 03:58 AM

I have a headache that isn't a headache. I know it's from weariness after having the flu (legit - not just a an exaggerated cold), then a huge weekend of baking and markets, followed by cleaning all day monday. Anyway, my head is just not quite turning into a headache. I really feel like a glass of wine, but I think if I have one, I really will get a headache. I took some paracetamol earlier which helped somewhat, but it's still annoying me.

Of course, there are other irritations, but the head is the one I'm telling you about today.

06-01-2014, 11:46 PM	#5479
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06-02-2014, 09:59 PM	#5481
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	No, it just makes them mercurial. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

06-02-2014, 11:30 PM	#5484
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The Beard cannot be trusted to amateurs. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-03-2014, 12:07 AM	#5488
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	No god dang way anybody is cutting any part of my beard. It's a topiary, they can't possibly get it right. That being said, how can you fuck up fading the sideburns? That's unexpected. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-03-2014, 12:21 AM	#5489
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I have pictures. It's not attractive __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-01-2014, 05:13 PM	#5477
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hey y'all, thanks! I just woke up. I didn't drown in drool! I did have strange dreams that I was swimming and I found a plane. (not really.) I feel a bit better. Just a bug, I'm sure.

06-02-2014, 12:05 AM	#5480
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Does adding a light bulb to your detergent, like, make the colors brighter?

06-03-2014, 03:58 AM	#5490
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have a headache that isn't a headache. I know it's from weariness after having the flu (legit - not just a an exaggerated cold), then a huge weekend of baking and markets, followed by cleaning all day monday. Anyway, my head is just not quite turning into a headache. I really feel like a glass of wine, but I think if I have one, I really will get a headache. I took some paracetamol earlier which helped somewhat, but it's still annoying me. Of course, there are other irritations, but the head is the one I'm telling you about today. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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