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12-11-2016, 11:52 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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What's better than roses on YOUR piano?
Tulips on YOUR organ. For Christ's sake, the words matter.
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12-12-2016, 02:58 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Maybe Sheldon wrote that joke.
Maybe you're looking at it from the wrong point of view. Maybe any ol' organ will do. 
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12-12-2016, 03:39 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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12-12-2016, 03:40 PM
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You won't know till she takes her face off...
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12-12-2016, 03:43 PM
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Heheh, he's fingering his organ.
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12-13-2016, 05:07 PM
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I thought I put this up, already.
Apologies if I did.
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12-13-2016, 10:07 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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awesome. needed that tonight.
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12-23-2016, 03:38 PM
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Just one minute of your time you won't regret, or your money back.
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12-23-2016, 10:11 PM
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Completely worthwhile. And. I sneeze like that, with the power of the second and the direction of the first.
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12-24-2016, 05:57 PM
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Quote:
I thought it was tinsel, but, it's not.
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12-24-2016, 06:30 PM
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... but it' snot.
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12-26-2016, 02:04 AM
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Groan
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12-26-2016, 07:06 AM
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WSS
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12-30-2016, 01:14 AM
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Ha Ha Ha, a friend says the same thing about his tools and stuff he added to his cars.
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12-30-2016, 08:53 AM
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OUCH on the tools!
 That'd absolutely suck. That being said, I'm super glad my sweetie knows which of my books are autographed, rare, old, etc. The thought of my Brian-Froud-autographed Dark Crystal graphic novel bought new in 1982 (autographed in the late 90s) going for a quarter at a rummage sale can really get me riled up.
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