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Old 04-13-2017, 12:00 PM   #5596
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Old 04-13-2017, 02:51 PM   #5597
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:38 PM   #5598
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:41 PM   #5599
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I've seen that many times and makes me laugh every damn time.
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Old 04-22-2017, 01:28 AM   #5600
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Old 04-22-2017, 01:52 PM   #5601
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Old 05-08-2017, 03:37 AM   #5602
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Old 05-08-2017, 04:19 AM   #5603
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An Amazon review....
On 11th May, Georges Perec will be published in the Bibliotheque de la Pléiade, which is a collection of the most important writers in french.
Perec is famous for his lipograms 3especially poetry completely without using the letter E and poetry where every vowel was banned except the E.
So that's the kind of keyboard he should have used...
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Old 05-09-2017, 10:49 AM   #5604
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A man I know is addicted to drinking brake fluid.
I said thats terrible.
He said it is Ok, because he can stop anytime.

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Old 05-09-2017, 02:58 PM   #5605
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Bad but I like that in a joke.
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:06 PM   #5606
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Old 05-15-2017, 05:38 PM   #5607
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Self (that's what I call my self), always carry duct work.



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Old 05-18-2017, 04:29 PM   #5608
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Old 05-23-2017, 04:00 PM   #5609
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Old 05-28-2017, 09:44 PM   #5610
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Forgot a few...

Step 5.5 - Bomb some people who had nothing to do with it. Kill plenty of civilians. Create increased opportunity for radicalization.

Step 6.5 - Turn away refugees who are victims of the same terrorist groups you oppose. Validate the culture war that radical propagandists preach in their recruitment.

Step 7.5 - Ramp up the xenophobic rhetoric. Empower radical groups with even more propaganda material. Increase recruitment for the enemy. Increase radicalization.
Priming the pump for the military industrial complex is exhausting.
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