The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 378

impress · 09-28-2008, 09:27 PM

Name: coolpl8z_omg%20wtf.jpg
Views: 697
Size: 84.4 KB

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

That last one took me a minute to get. Very funny.

Well, the rat's unhappy because of the empty turtle shells, but what have the other characters got to do with it?

Clodfobble · 09-28-2008, 10:14 PM

The rat is Splinter, the woman is April Meyers, and the hockey mask dude is Casey Jones--all characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The guy on the left is Mario from Super Mario Bros. In this videogame (which is completely unrelated to TMNT,) Mario occasionally jumps on top of some turtle-style bad guys and kills them, leaving an empty shell.

Notice the blue tie around the shell--it's Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who used samurai swords. Mario is very apologetic that he accidentally jumped on top of him and killed him.

Flint · 09-28-2008, 11:25 PM

Also, he must have been headed underground for "level two" --but didn't know that the TMN Turtles lived in the sewer.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2008, 11:28 PM

Oh, ok... I'm out of the loop.

But I did know the turtles lived, or at least traveled, the sewers.

zippyt · 09-28-2008, 11:33 PM

And in the early comic books were Verry Blood lusty kind of guys , Lots of slicen and dicen !!!!!

impress · 09-29-2008, 04:30 AM

Thank freaking Ghod I'm not the only one who didn't have a clue. I mean, I figured out that the dead turtles were TMNT, but I didn't get any of the other stuff. I must be too old.

impress · 09-29-2008, 04:35 AM

Name: funempor2.jpg
Views: 569
Size: 21.8 KB

Discount super store?! Like Costco?
I guess when you need more than one casket,
you go to Funeral Emporium and get them
already shrink wrapped in pairs.

And don't forget that amazing special on
12 packs of shrouds!

I shudder to think, though, about the
tasting samples....

ZenGum · 09-29-2008, 09:10 AM

Die now, pay later!

classicman · 09-29-2008, 09:31 AM

Killer prices too!

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2008, 12:02 PM

Good one, classic!

SteveDallas · 09-29-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress

Thank freaking Ghod I'm not the only one who didn't have a clue. I mean, I figured out that the dead turtles were TMNT, but I didn't get any of the other stuff. I must be too old.

I noticed the different colored sashes on the shells, but I didn't make the TMNT connection.

Actually, Costco sells caskets!

BrianR · 09-29-2008, 01:18 PM

I know a guy who used to drive a hearse (as a personal vehicle) and he went out and bought a casket (scratch and dent, $400) to put in the back.

Never got a ticket....

Stormieweather · 09-29-2008, 02:04 PM

I know a guy that drives a hearse as a personal vehicle. Lives right around the corner from me. My son was interested in buying it and asked me if he could park it in my driveway or in front of the house.

I said...newp!

BigV · 09-29-2008, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

The rat is Splinter, the woman is April Meyers, and the hockey mask dude is Casey Jones--all characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

The guy on the left is Mario from Super Mario Bros. In this videogame (which is completely unrelated to TMNT,) Mario occasionally jumps on top of some turtle-style bad guys and kills them, leaving an empty shell.

Notice the blue tie around the shell--it's Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who used samurai swords. Mario is very apologetic that he accidentally jumped on top of him and killed him.

It was a massacre -- notice the remains of Raphael (Red) and Michelangelo (Orange) in the background.

09-28-2008, 09:27 PM	#5656
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

09-28-2008, 10:14 PM	#5658
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The rat is Splinter, the woman is April Meyers, and the hockey mask dude is Casey Jones--all characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The guy on the left is Mario from Super Mario Bros. In this videogame (which is completely unrelated to TMNT,) Mario occasionally jumps on top of some turtle-style bad guys and kills them, leaving an empty shell. Notice the blue tie around the shell--it's Leonardo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who used samurai swords. Mario is very apologetic that he accidentally jumped on top of him and killed him. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-28-2008, 11:25 PM	#5659
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Also, he must have been headed underground for "level two" --but didn't know that the TMN Turtles lived in the sewer. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-28-2008, 11:28 PM	#5660
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh, ok... I'm out of the loop. But I did know the turtles lived, or at least traveled, the sewers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-28-2008, 11:33 PM	#5661
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	And in the early comic books were Verry Blood lusty kind of guys , Lots of slicen and dicen !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-29-2008, 04:30 AM	#5662
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Thank freaking Ghod I'm not the only one who didn't have a clue. I mean, I figured out that the dead turtles were TMNT, but I didn't get any of the other stuff. I must be too old. __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

09-29-2008, 04:35 AM	#5663
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Discount super store?! Like Costco? I guess when you need more than one casket, you go to Funeral Emporium and get them already shrink wrapped in pairs. And don't forget that amazing special on 12 packs of shrouds! I shudder to think, though, about the tasting samples.... __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

09-29-2008, 09:10 AM	#5664
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Die now, pay later! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2008, 09:31 AM	#5665
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Killer prices too! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-29-2008, 12:02 PM	#5666
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Good one, classic! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2008, 01:18 PM	#5668
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I know a guy who used to drive a hearse (as a personal vehicle) and he went out and bought a casket (scratch and dent, $400) to put in the back. Never got a ticket.... __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

09-29-2008, 02:04 PM	#5669
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	I know a guy that drives a hearse as a personal vehicle. Lives right around the corner from me. My son was interested in buying it and asked me if he could park it in my driveway or in front of the house. I said...newp! __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 36 (0 members and 36 guests)