10-04-2008, 12:13 PM | #5731 |
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Do not ƒuck with a dude that has an 18" bicep.
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10-04-2008, 02:48 PM | #5732 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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It's disturbing that your bicep is almost as large as my waist.....hmm...I might not double flip you the bird anymore. The Fun's over.
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10-04-2008, 03:32 PM | #5733 |
I can hear my ears
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Hulk Hogan was always on about his 24" pythons.....
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10-04-2008, 08:43 PM | #5734 |
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10-04-2008, 08:53 PM | #5735 |
Come on, cat.
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A steak? No, no thanks, I'd rather eat some animal's junk.
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10-05-2008, 08:33 AM | #5736 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
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Okay, UT, I'm a girl and -I- flinched at that cookbook. Way to go!
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10-05-2008, 08:38 AM | #5737 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
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Just saw Impress' extreme corseting picture... in response, as an avid corseter myself, yes. It takes YEARS to train one's body to be able to wear a corset that tight. And YES, it displaces internal organs. BUT if done properly, the actual skeletal structure is not compromised, and the body can still function properly. Personally, not a fan of extreme corseting; I'm not attracted to that kind of a thing. But, there is a subculture... as there is for almost everything!
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10-05-2008, 10:18 AM | #5738 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Graphic pic of grandma running over a dude and seeming oblivious.
Do Not Open if you are a sensitive prick. Only for insensitive pricks. http://fukung.net/v/4838/1174667848020.jpg
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10-05-2008, 10:40 AM | #5739 |
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Serves him right, for being so rude as to get in the way, when she's running the light. Damn whippersnapper, get off my hood.
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10-05-2008, 12:11 PM | #5740 |
polaroid of perfection
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If the driver in the car on the left had enough time to get his hands up to his face, that woman is a liability. Throw the book at her.
And the suitcase.
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10-05-2008, 10:15 PM | #5741 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Speaking of sweet little old ladies, here's another:
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10-05-2008, 10:21 PM | #5742 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Ebay feedback:
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10-05-2008, 10:51 PM | #5743 |
To shreds, you say?
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I've seen that feedback before???
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10-05-2008, 11:28 PM | #5744 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
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Yep. Definitely sitting here scratching my head and saying WTF?! over that one...
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10-05-2008, 11:32 PM | #5745 |
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Dozy old dingbat, Nazi swastikas bend to the right as they come out!
(I guess she could be Jewish or Buddhist, they use left-bending swastikas. That spoils the humour. And she has got a few right. And she could just turn them over. Ahh, forget it.)
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