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03-25-2019, 06:22 PM
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Light fuzz peach and big black Eggplant?
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03-26-2019, 04:04 AM
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03-28-2019, 10:32 PM
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"The unemployed jester = nobody's fool."
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04-04-2019, 05:00 PM
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Early example of truth in advertising...
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04-04-2019, 11:56 PM
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I've often wondered *just how hungry* that first guy was that thought, hm, "I'll bash open this rock and see if there's any food in there. Nope, just these slimy guts, yuck."
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04-05-2019, 01:35 AM
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Probably saw birds dropping them.
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04-05-2019, 10:21 AM
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Maybe..
They're very securely cemented to the rocks and to each other around here. Trying to think if I've ever seen a "loose" one. Back to the joke though.. They are pretty wet.
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04-05-2019, 12:43 PM
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A "loose" one is probably a dead one and even less palatable.
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04-05-2019, 10:01 PM
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04-06-2019, 01:58 AM
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What do birds drop on the rocks, Clams?
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04-06-2019, 01:17 PM
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04-06-2019, 05:05 PM
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And oysters are awesome. I've even talked Amanda into trying them. When I order them, she's all like... Um. No. Then I order enough to share... And she keeps pace. A little cocktail sauce, or red vinegar... Or both... Shlurpp!
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04-07-2019, 01:37 AM
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No thank you. Slurp away, but I have an aversion to raw seafood.
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04-07-2019, 01:31 PM
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04-08-2019, 02:46 PM
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