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This is true fact.
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04-10-2019, 01:27 AM | #5809 |
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A handy guide to UK Pubs...
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04-10-2019, 10:06 AM | #5810 |
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Becoming fewer by the day!
Pubs closing at rate of 18 a week as people stay at home I do not partake of grain or grape, but jotting down all the pubs I can think of, we have nine in a parish of about 7,500 souls. There's another three which spring to mind which have closed in recent years and one converted to a restaurant. This piece of social history brought to you by Carruthers.
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04-10-2019, 12:09 PM | #5811 |
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I suppose you have to be prepared to act/react to commands 24/7, but really.
May the lord have mercy on your soul.
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04-10-2019, 02:50 PM | #5812 |
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I'll take his slack tonight.
Bucket night.
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04-10-2019, 02:59 PM | #5813 |
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My girlfriend said to me, "I'm sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up."
I said, "Good idea - we can cover more ground that way."
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To shreds, you say?
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My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.
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04-11-2019, 07:58 PM | #5816 |
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Sounds like a Steven Wright-ism.
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In 1901 Uncle Julius got arrested for dressing like a woman. I wonder how they caught him?
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