10-15-2008, 09:34 AM | #5851 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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There's that damn clock spider again. ARGHHHHH
I used to think it was glatt's spider.
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10-15-2008, 10:05 AM | #5854 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Nice pumpkin, baybay!
glatt, I cannot click on your link, lest I have nightmares for another whole year!
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10-15-2008, 11:48 AM | #5855 |
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I believe that was the Bride's nickname in school.
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10-15-2008, 11:51 AM | #5856 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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The people who smash pumpkins and lanterns will be thrilled.
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10-15-2008, 07:11 PM | #5857 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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10-15-2008, 07:28 PM | #5858 |
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I was trying to decipher the signs indicating some kind of hardcore sex act.
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10-15-2008, 09:06 PM | #5859 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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10-15-2008, 09:07 PM | #5860 |
Gone and done
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What puzzles me most is the microphone.
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10-15-2008, 09:54 PM | #5862 |
trying hard to be a better person
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Looks like rump steak to me.
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10-15-2008, 10:00 PM | #5863 |
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Apparantly the waitress misunderstood when she asked him what he'd like and he said "A steak would suit me just fine".
And if you're wondering why there aren't any pants, you have to meat me halfway. And the only size available is medium. OK, I'm well done now. :-)
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10-15-2008, 11:38 PM | #5864 | |
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10-15-2008, 11:50 PM | #5865 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Yo Quiero Taco Hell
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