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Join Date: Mar 2011
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OMG now she's singing!!!!! And laughing to herself in a chuckly weird kind of psycho way.
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#5867 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Have you considered that, perhaps, you are simply a big-headed-freak magnet?
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I so am! That occurred to me and I luvz ya for saying it. Too funny!
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#5869 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Can you hear my belly?
I mean really. I know it's stress related (had two cock-uppery days) but this is beyond belief. It gurgles. It burbles. It groans like a ghoul trapped in a wardrobe. It makes strange running and dripping sounds internally. That can't be right. surely? And my lower body feels the size of a bloated pumpkin, grown under a dark moon and unharvested, slowly rotting from the inside. I can't be the only one listening to this symphony of me. It must be audible across the globe. It's got to the point where I know the world is going to have to fall out of my arsehole at some point. There is too much commotion for it to end otherwise. It won't be pleasant, but I now want it over and done with already. Come out, come out reluctant gush, My lav is waiting for your pebble-dash.
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#5870 |
Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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Ah. I wondered what the noise was.
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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i thought it was thunder. Carrot hid.
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
Posts: 4,059
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You're not too far from the early warning station at Fylingdales.
If you trigger that, the entire nation could be embroiled in nuclear panic before bedtime. |
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#5873 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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I know the feeling. I hope everything comes out allrite.
It's not funny.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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#5875 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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My best friend has the most vocal stomach in the lower 48 states.
His makes a sound like a clockspring coming unwound. It's no longer funny in and of itself, but, occasionally, he'll outdo himself and one of us will get tickled, and then it steamrolls the other into giggles, and before long each of us is just an uncontrolled, jiggly, giggling mess. And that's when someone decides to come in, and they're all like "WTF is going on, here?", and we be all "Aaaahhhhhh, nothing."
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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A relative of mine who works in NE Oregon sent me some pic's today.
Let's just say that all legal irritations regarding a collecting permit, the daily limit, and possession limits have recently been satisfied by that relative to the satisfaction of all local authorities. |
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#5877 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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That's a pretty good haul.
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#5878 |
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Needy cuntz.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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Rite in my back yard
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