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02-09-2007, 02:09 PM | #46 |
Your Bartender
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When I was seven, I posed in the nude.
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02-09-2007, 02:11 PM | #47 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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When I was thirty five
it was a very good year.
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02-09-2007, 02:19 PM | #48 |
still says videotape
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Should a Woman Have to Worry About Tires? Goodyear Says No!
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02-09-2007, 05:21 PM | #49 |
I can hear my ears
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No use crying over spilled milk.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
02-09-2007, 05:48 PM | #50 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
================================================ This is why you should never leave The Cellar. The Goddamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!!
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
02-09-2007, 05:54 PM | #51 |
Master Dwellar
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then add vodka so you can drink to forget the lousy gift life gave you.
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02-09-2007, 06:10 PM | #52 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Some say the glass is half-full.
Some say the glass is half-empty. I say that for $4.50 a drink, you better fill that goddamn glass all the way.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
02-09-2007, 06:24 PM | #53 |
Come on, cat.
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How much for just one rib?
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02-09-2007, 07:49 PM | #54 |
Slattern of the Swail
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How big are the silver-dollar pancakes?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
02-09-2007, 08:18 PM | #55 |
Goon Squad Leader
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A cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meeting bun.
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02-09-2007, 08:21 PM | #56 |
Radical Centrist
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubber buscuit!
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02-09-2007, 08:32 PM | #57 |
Goon Squad Leader
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We're on a mission from God.
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02-10-2007, 04:17 AM | #58 |
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IN GOD WE TRUST - All others pay cash.
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02-10-2007, 09:48 AM | #59 |
I can hear my ears
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he needs a co-signer to pay cash.
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02-10-2007, 10:12 AM | #60 |
Radical Centrist
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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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