Really Creative Insults - Page 4

wolf · 03-25-2007, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by be-bop

There were a crowd of teenagers outside the local shop where I used to live and I must admit I'm overweight( but I'm kind to animals and sometime give to charity )so I'm not that bad a person,anyway passing these teenagers one of the young ladies remarked "Look at that fat c**t.
I thought this is not on and turned to her and told her in a voice that all her friends heard "I my well be a fat c**t but i can go on a diet and lose weight,but you'll always be an ugly cow.
The howls and cat calls she then got from her friends and her red face was a joy to see

Good one. I've used "Perhaps, but I went to the college of my choice," in similar circumstances.

wolf · 03-25-2007, 02:30 PM

My personal favorite ...

You are (he is) so dense that time and space bend around you (him).

Ibby · 03-25-2007, 04:00 PM

coughnerdcough

Flint · 04-03-2007, 04:57 PM

"You fuck like my grandmother!"

Kagen4o4 · 04-03-2007, 05:19 PM

"nice teeth, do you fuck like a crack whore too?"

Crimson Ghost · 04-04-2007, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

nice teeth, do you fuck like a crack whore too?

I'm gonna use that one...

04-04-2007, 04:02 AM

I called a guy a "fucking waste of chromosomes" once... I was very angry.
I think I'm a nerd, but I was a bouncer at the time and carrying him out of the bar. Perhaps it balances out?

Kagen4o4 · 04-04-2007, 04:54 AM

a fucking waste of deoxyribonucleic acid

03-25-2007, 02:30 PM	#47
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	My personal favorite ... You are (he is) so dense that time and space bend around you (him). __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-25-2007, 04:00 PM	#48
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	coughnerdcough __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

04-03-2007, 04:57 PM	#49
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	"You fuck like my grandmother!" __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-03-2007, 05:19 PM	#50
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"nice teeth, do you fuck like a crack whore too?" __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-04-2007, 04:54 AM	#53
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	a fucking waste of deoxyribonucleic acid __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-04-2007, 04:02 AM	#52
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I called a guy a "fucking waste of chromosomes" once... I was very angry. I think I'm a nerd, but I was a bouncer at the time and carrying him out of the bar. Perhaps it balances out?

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