Who's pissing on your chips today? - Page 4

Shawnee123 · 10-10-2008, 01:57 PM

lol

I'm known for being a pushover animal lover type, but my mantra is "if the fuckers are in MY house uninvited, and not paying rent, sorry, they have to go...KILL IT."

HG was invited, I guess. :p

dar512 · 10-10-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

We ended up with traps that squashed and then electrocuted the bastards. All better now.

Once time dead not enough?

I've never had a mouse not die from the trap. But I do have a foolproof baiting method.

Smear a small strip of cloth with a small amount of peanut butter - just enough to coat it. Wedge the cloth into the bait side of the trap. It's got to be in tight. Set the trap. Place by a wall wherever you've found droppings. The mice pull on the cloth, trying to get some of what they smell.

I did have one negative repercussion from trapping last year. I put one up in the suspended ceiling in the basement. That weekend I went off to visit relatives and Mrs. dar and the kids stayed home.

You guessed it. Mouse must've died Friday night and they had no idea why the basement smelled so bad.

glatt · 10-10-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

Mouse must've died Friday night and they had no idea why the basement smelled so bad.

The only reason I don't use poison.

dar512 · 10-10-2008, 03:26 PM

Me too, Glatt. I want to be able to remove the 'remains'.

icileparadise · 10-11-2008, 04:22 PM

Calm down Zenny. he said an explosion of chipmunks; obviously a suicide fox took a lot of the community out.

Cicero · 10-13-2008, 12:32 PM

Update: Yes, I totally killed a mouse yesterday. The landlord bought sticky pads, and I just felt so bad for it...Those sticky pads work. Yes they do. Too well maybe. It would have died on it's own, but seeing what the sticky pad did to it, I had to put it out of it's misery immediately. That sucked so bad. I guess killing mice gets easier after awhile. But I don't see myself getting used to it. Screw the landlord, I think I'll get live traps. I don't want to have to do that again.

skysidhe · 10-13-2008, 01:17 PM

literally

At our conference friday I got fritos in my box lunch instead of REAL chips but the sandwich was great.

( fritos is the only corn product I don't care for. Anyone notice that dog's feet smell like them?)

Pico and ME · 10-13-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

Anyone notice that dog's feet smell like them?)

LOL!

footfootfoot · 10-13-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

We just recently went thru this.... starting with isn't "it" kinda cute, to catching/releasing outside, to "the motherfuckers are shitting in my kitchen, stomp on their heads!!!"

We ended up with traps that squashed and then electrocuted the bastards. All better now.

"...while your husband runs around with an oven mitt and a badminton racquet screaming like a woman..."

Good times.

Cicero · 10-13-2008, 02:09 PM

No that's my house. And my husband.

Pico and ME · 10-13-2008, 02:24 PM

Taking a sip of the coke I just poured in the cup and seeing scummy stuff on the bottom of the glass as Im swallowing!!!!

Thats what I get for letting teenage boys do the dishes.

Sundae · 10-14-2008, 09:01 AM

Meeting over-running.
I'm sat here unable to go to lunch until they're out.

Okay, I've already eaten, but I have things I want to sort out damnit.
I think I might take a whole hour today, just to console myself.

BigV · 10-14-2008, 05:18 PM

bats, rabies, rabies postexposure prophylaxis, ~$1000/shot * 5 shots, plus accompanying health care expenses (~$10,000). Saber tooth tiger would be cheaper to keep.

dar512 · 10-14-2008, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

bats, rabies, rabies postexposure prophylaxis, ~$1000/shot * 5 shots, plus accompanying health care expenses (~$10,000). Saber tooth tiger would be cheaper to keep.

??? What's this?

HungLikeJesus · 10-14-2008, 05:21 PM

BigV, I'd just skip it. I'm sure you'll be fine.

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There are only six known cases of a person surviving symptomatic rabies, and only one known case of survival in which the patient received no rabies-specific treatment either before or after illness onset.

10-10-2008, 01:57 PM	#46
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol I'm known for being a pushover animal lover type, but my mantra is "if the fuckers are in MY house uninvited, and not paying rent, sorry, they have to go...KILL IT." HG was invited, I guess. :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-10-2008, 03:26 PM	#49
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Me too, Glatt. I want to be able to remove the 'remains'. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-13-2008, 12:32 PM	#51
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Update: Yes, I totally killed a mouse yesterday. The landlord bought sticky pads, and I just felt so bad for it...Those sticky pads work. Yes they do. Too well maybe. It would have died on it's own, but seeing what the sticky pad did to it, I had to put it out of it's misery immediately. That sucked so bad. I guess killing mice gets easier after awhile. But I don't see myself getting used to it. Screw the landlord, I think I'll get live traps. I don't want to have to do that again. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-13-2008, 02:09 PM	#55
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	No that's my house. And my husband. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-14-2008, 09:01 AM	#57
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Meeting over-running. I'm sat here unable to go to lunch until they're out. Okay, I've already eaten, but I have things I want to sort out damnit. I think I might take a whole hour today, just to console myself. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-11-2008, 04:22 PM	#50
icileparadise Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Swiss Mountains Posts: 96	Calm down Zenny. he said an explosion of chipmunks; obviously a suicide fox took a lot of the community out.

10-13-2008, 01:17 PM	#52
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	literally At our conference friday I got fritos in my box lunch instead of REAL chips but the sandwich was great. ( fritos is the only corn product I don't care for. Anyone notice that dog's feet smell like them?)

10-13-2008, 02:24 PM	#56
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Taking a sip of the coke I just poured in the cup and seeing scummy stuff on the bottom of the glass as Im swallowing!!!! Thats what I get for letting teenage boys do the dishes.

10-14-2008, 05:18 PM	#58
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	bats, rabies, rabies postexposure prophylaxis, ~$1000/shot * 5 shots, plus accompanying health care expenses (~$10,000). Saber tooth tiger would be cheaper to keep. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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