Movin on up...into the mountains - Page 4

Cicero · 10-15-2008, 07:28 PM

Your whole sales department seems to be slacking already. And they're all midgets.
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Sundae · 10-16-2008, 08:41 AM

I'll come and work as your PA.
I have a good phone voice.

Shawnee123 · 10-16-2008, 09:51 AM

Sounds great. Now, background check?

Cicero · 10-16-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SamIam

Oh, boy! I can't wait! Want references, resume', etc.? Cicero might give me a reference if I gave her a really good bribe. Pretty please, Cice? I promise I'll collect all the diet coke cans the instant they're empty and make sure they get re-cycled. Ash trays wil be emptied as soon as they collect a single butt, and I'll bring my own cigarettes to smoke, so I won't be bumming them off anybody. I also have my own new super duper carpet shampoo-er. I like kids and furniture. When can I start?

I accept mastercard, Amex, Discover, Visa, and money orders. No checks please! Remember, I am the sales department. Oh and if your payment does not clear through paypal or my other systems (the bank) I will not be able to complete the referral transaction. I also would like to see a cover-letter attached to your payment information about your specific qualifications, and 10 other references....And btw, fill out these 20 online surveys about your market interests.

I look forward to hearing from you again regarding the reference and remember, I am here to help! Thanks for your interest in our team.

kerosene · 10-16-2008, 01:39 PM

Cicero is on her way to employee of the month.

Shawnee123 · 10-16-2008, 01:42 PM

I'm glad I'm just running the physical plant, all that red tape mumbo-jumbo...that's what I'm trying to escape!

Cicero · 10-16-2008, 02:38 PM

Yea. I'm ambitious. I'm trying to become a partner in less than 2 years, and by my calculations, if I supply enough wood for the beds, I just might get in with the people on top.

Oh, and it would not be ethical for the above statements to be sexual in nature, or innuendo of any sort.

Or I'm desparate enough to take "employee of the hour". Your choice.

kerosene · 10-23-2008, 12:59 PM

Cicero I love that picture of you. You are so cute.

BTW, we have moveded. It's gorgeous up here. We had some bears come by for a midnight snack last night. Our landlord left a small fridge outside to be gotten rid of and there was still food in it. A mama bear and her cub came by and made short work of it.

Cicero · 10-23-2008, 01:12 PM

This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case)
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal
I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome.

Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales.

Shawnee123 · 10-23-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by case

Cicero I love that picture of you. You are so cute.

BTW, we have moveded. It's gorgeous up here. We had some bears come by for a midnight snack last night. Our landlord left a small fridge outside to be gotten rid of and there was still food in it. A mama bear and her cub came by and made short work of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case)
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal
I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome.

Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales.

Cic, I'm glad you didn't let on that it was really you and me in bear suits. Remember? You were the cute little one.

Oh, sorry...now we're in trouble.

I'm even more jealous now, case!

mac_tire_daingean · 10-24-2008, 04:14 PM

OMG! I turn my back for a mere few days and we now have a whole army of volunteers/partners/slaves. I must spend less time in the jacuzzi and start paying more attentions to the progression of these well laid plans.

mac_tire_daingean · 10-24-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case)
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal
I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome.

Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales.

Apparently we have the great interweb available again. Hopefully more pics soon after this weekend. Hurry up cic...the snow is melting your hot chocolate on the porch..i mean the hot chocolate is melting..it's hot..and it's chocolate...the snow is neither of those things. running back to the jacuzzi

Cicero · 10-24-2008, 04:39 PM

For the record, I have only called you Mr. Case about 25 times.

mac_tire_daingean · 10-24-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

For the record, I have only called you Mr. Case about 25 times.

And what have you called me during the remaining times?

Cicero · 10-24-2008, 04:43 PM

Oh...woa! How did you guys figure out those calls were from me?!?

pad-dum-dump.

10-15-2008, 07:28 PM	#46
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Your whole sales department seems to be slacking already. And they're all midgets. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-16-2008, 08:41 AM	#47
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'll come and work as your PA. I have a good phone voice. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-16-2008, 09:51 AM	#48
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sounds great. Now, background check? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-16-2008, 01:42 PM	#51
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm glad I'm just running the physical plant, all that red tape mumbo-jumbo...that's what I'm trying to escape! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-16-2008, 02:38 PM	#52
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yea. I'm ambitious. I'm trying to become a partner in less than 2 years, and by my calculations, if I supply enough wood for the beds, I just might get in with the people on top. Oh, and it would not be ethical for the above statements to be sexual in nature, or innuendo of any sort. Or I'm desparate enough to take "employee of the hour". Your choice. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-16-2008, 01:39 PM	#50
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Cicero is on her way to employee of the month.

10-23-2008, 12:59 PM	#53
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Cicero I love that picture of you. You are so cute. BTW, we have moveded. It's gorgeous up here. We had some bears come by for a midnight snack last night. Our landlord left a small fridge outside to be gotten rid of and there was still food in it. A mama bear and her cub came by and made short work of it.

10-23-2008, 01:12 PM	#54
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	This was your spirit animal on moving day. (well, saturday in any case) http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...=Spirit+animal I don't know why. So. Don't ask. I'm just odd...which is why you think I am so awesome. Any chance of some photos after you guys are all unpacked? Any chance of you having some hot chocolate on your porch for me, and by the stove, so I may live vicariously through you? Hmm..ok. I'll just stick to my job in sales. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-24-2008, 04:14 PM	#56
mac_tire_daingean snow shovel sledding champion 2005 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Golden Posts: 38	OMG! I turn my back for a mere few days and we now have a whole army of volunteers/partners/slaves. I must spend less time in the jacuzzi and start paying more attentions to the progression of these well laid plans. __________________ Shockingly referred to as "Mr. Case" bain ceol as an tsaol

10-24-2008, 04:39 PM	#58
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	For the record, I have only called you Mr. Case about 25 times. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-24-2008, 04:43 PM	#60
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Oh...woa! How did you guys figure out those calls were from me?!? pad-dum-dump. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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