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Shawnee123 · 12-30-2010, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I'd definately risk it for a biscuit.

I suspect that the advert that started that whole 'mental mental, chicken oriental' thing went out after monster left the uk. Early -mid 90s as i recall.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

monster · 12-30-2010, 07:26 AM

Yes to "risk it for a biscuit"

There was a young man from Nepal
Who went to a fancy dress ball.
He thought he would risk it
To go as a biscuit,
But a dog ate him up in the hall!

we left the uk in 2001. Early to mid 90s I was at uni watching way too much tv......

footfootfoot · 12-30-2010, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

How about chicken asian-american?

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Shawnee123 · 12-30-2010, 10:32 AM

Like Kurasawa I make mad films
OK I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai.

footfootfoot · 12-30-2010, 12:43 PM

Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing

Shawnee123 · 12-30-2010, 12:47 PM

Much as I've practiced, I still can't do that really fast part without stumbling. Ed Robertson...da man!

(swoonage!)

monster · 12-30-2010, 03:43 PM

I have absolutely no fucking idea what you guys are on about. But whatever you're smoking, I'll have some of it!

footfootfoot · 12-30-2010, 07:32 PM

XAgent · 12-30-2010, 10:53 PM

Wish I could stop time and read all of these posts. *grabs hair* Argh! I need a break.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2010, 11:30 PM

Priorities man, priorities.

monster · 01-02-2011, 11:25 AM

The behaviour of a certain 9yo boy

zippyt · 01-02-2011, 10:16 PM

Get All Shouty and Smacky on his Young ASS !!!

monster · 01-02-2011, 11:20 PM

I got a little shouty but no smacky and very fucking punitive. We've pretty much reached the conclusion that, in general, punishments just don't work with him, but this was too big to be ignored. He has spent the whole day only being allowed to draw, write, do chores or hockey stick handling drills. No toys, no games, no computers and definitely no reading. It was Banana Lady's day to take them all to the toystore, though, and she would have been upset if we banned him from going. So we let him go, but he wasn't allowed to touch/play in the store. he got to choose and he can't play with it until tomorrow and then only IF he's an angel at school. yes, he was that bad.

Sundae · 01-03-2011, 04:34 AM

Sorry to hear that Monster.
Sounds like you're doing the best you can without getting smacky.

Looks like Dana, Limey and I won't get to see John Barrowman on the 9th.
Today is the 3rd and he is still off with what is being rumoured as pleurisy. And as soon as he finishes Panto, he's off to the US for 6 months filming Torchwood - so he has to be well rested. Doing two pantos a day even if he is recovering is hardly counted as rest.

I am resigning myself to it now, as I am resigned to the fact my clothes probably won't arrive in time either

I don't know if this will help with the eventual disappointment or whether I am denying myself four-six days of excitement instead...

morethanpretty · 01-03-2011, 07:37 AM

I made a huge mistake. He's a nice guy, but I'm just not ready to be in a relationship. Really from the beginning I knew this, and knew he was not "my type."

No idea how I'm gonna extradite myself from this, he loves me, he loves Della, he owes me a good chunk of money, and I have no where to move.

12-30-2010, 07:26 AM	#6092
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yes to "risk it for a biscuit" There was a young man from Nepal Who went to a fancy dress ball. He thought he would risk it To go as a biscuit, But a dog ate him up in the hall! we left the uk in 2001. Early to mid 90s I was at uni watching way too much tv...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-30-2010, 10:32 AM	#6094
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Like Kurasawa I make mad films OK I don't make films But if I did they'd have a samurai. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-30-2010, 12:43 PM	#6095
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-30-2010, 12:47 PM	#6096
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Much as I've practiced, I still can't do that really fast part without stumbling. Ed Robertson...da man! (swoonage!) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-30-2010 at 12:54 PM.

12-30-2010, 03:43 PM	#6097
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have absolutely no fucking idea what you guys are on about. But whatever you're smoking, I'll have some of it! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-30-2010, 07:32 PM	#6098
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	__________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-30-2010, 10:53 PM	#6099
XAgent Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 36	Wish I could stop time and read all of these posts. grabs hair Argh! I need a break. __________________ http://www.habamon.com/monster/Jochser Help me raise my Habamon!

12-30-2010, 11:30 PM	#6100
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Priorities man, priorities. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-02-2011, 11:25 AM	#6101
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The behaviour of a certain 9yo boy __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-02-2011, 10:16 PM	#6102
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Get All Shouty and Smacky on his Young ASS !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-02-2011, 11:20 PM	#6103
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I got a little shouty but no smacky and very fucking punitive. We've pretty much reached the conclusion that, in general, punishments just don't work with him, but this was too big to be ignored. He has spent the whole day only being allowed to draw, write, do chores or hockey stick handling drills. No toys, no games, no computers and definitely no reading. It was Banana Lady's day to take them all to the toystore, though, and she would have been upset if we banned him from going. So we let him go, but he wasn't allowed to touch/play in the store. he got to choose and he can't play with it until tomorrow and then only IF he's an angel at school. yes, he was that bad. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-03-2011, 04:34 AM	#6104
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sorry to hear that Monster. Sounds like you're doing the best you can without getting smacky. Looks like Dana, Limey and I won't get to see John Barrowman on the 9th. Today is the 3rd and he is still off with what is being rumoured as pleurisy. And as soon as he finishes Panto, he's off to the US for 6 months filming Torchwood - so he has to be well rested. Doing two pantos a day even if he is recovering is hardly counted as rest. I am resigning myself to it now, as I am resigned to the fact my clothes probably won't arrive in time either I don't know if this will help with the eventual disappointment or whether I am denying myself four-six days of excitement instead... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-03-2011, 07:37 AM	#6105
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I made a huge mistake. He's a nice guy, but I'm just not ready to be in a relationship. Really from the beginning I knew this, and knew he was not "my type." No idea how I'm gonna extradite myself from this, he loves me, he loves Della, he owes me a good chunk of money, and I have no where to move. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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