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What is black, pink, black, pink, black, pink, black, pink, black, pink, black, pink, white?
A black guy masturbating.
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04-19-2012, 01:20 PM
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Save a tree : eat a beaver!
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04-19-2012, 03:17 PM
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04-19-2012, 03:23 PM
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June Cleaver: Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night.
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04-19-2012, 03:27 PM
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Dirtiest thing ever said on TV.
Remember the show 'Third Rock From The Sun'? They were always throwing little lines like that in the dialog. The main character was 'Dick'. It was usually something like "Here, taste this, Dick.", or, "Hold this, Dick.", or "Look at this, Dick." "Family Guy" does the same thing with Peter. Just the other night I heard Lois say "Look at the size of this, Peter."
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04-19-2012, 03:30 PM
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I loved Third Rock!
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04-19-2012, 06:07 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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My favourite Third Rock episode was the special one they did with the dream sequences. Harry's dream in particular was awesome.
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04-19-2012, 10:17 PM
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That's one show that isn't nearly syndicated enough. Imma look up the episode guides tomorrow, because I'm sure I will recognize that ep when I see it. I love John Lithgow and the whole cast was perfect!
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04-20-2012, 04:27 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Alas Harry's dream sequence on youtube isn't available in my location
 The others are. Here's Dick's dream: harry's was just fucking brilliant though. Done like a musical. And by the look of it a huge sequence was done in a single take like stage show. Awesome. And the best song. As I recall they hadn't dreamt before then. It was a terrifying experience for them :p
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04-20-2012, 04:32 AM
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Oh! Found a really crappy recording of it. Someone's filmed their telly :p
Harry's was the only one that ws a totally happy dream lol I think it was some kind of anniversary special or something. I remember I had the vhs with that episode on. Watched the dream sequences lots :p [eta] it was the closing two-parter of the second season according to the eps list) Y'know... I might just rewatch 3rd Rock.
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04-20-2012, 10:11 AM
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That's awesome! thanks!
Yeah, that would be a fun show to rewatch from the beginning. |
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04-20-2012, 02:01 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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What's black and white and red all over?
A raped nun. What's black and white an goes boing, boing, boing? The priest who did it jumping from bed to bed. |
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04-20-2012, 03:25 PM
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better?
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04-20-2012, 03:58 PM
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Remember when Harry was working at the video store, he saw (for the first time) it was snowing outside, screamed bloody murder and yelled
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04-20-2012, 04:07 PM
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We could do a whole thread on 3rd Rock quotes...I just looked some up:
[Dick is whining about is job] Harry Solomon: You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons. This one is AWESOME (if you remember that remake): Big Giant Head: It was a horrible flight! There was a man on the wing of the plane! Dick Solomon: The same thing happened to me! [Harry is looking for a job offer in the newspaper] Harry Solomon: Here's a job that I can do. "Police are seeking third gunman." Tomorrow, I'm gonna march over to the police station and show them that I'm the man they're looking for. |
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