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Old 11-23-2008, 10:28 PM   #6181
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I bought one of those!




NOT.
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Old 11-23-2008, 10:34 PM   #6182
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Old 11-23-2008, 10:50 PM   #6183
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Just explaining to Clod...
Oh that link. I was looking at impress' other recent link (the one Merc had quoted just above you,) about the face-painting guy here. Those comments are pretty mundane.
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Old 11-24-2008, 12:09 AM   #6184
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WHAT? Fictitious? A joke? I would never have realised. Thanks, Bruce, you may have just saved me from a MAJOR social blunder.

Mind you, now I have to figure out something else to cook for my date this Friday.


Shaddap. I was explaining what it was for the people that can't, or won't, follow links, so they would know what was being discussed. :p
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Old 11-24-2008, 12:18 AM   #6185
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Old 11-24-2008, 12:51 AM   #6186
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...she's got everything a girl might need; she's a tribal animal, yes in deed.
But she hasn't got a ...
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Old 11-24-2008, 12:53 AM   #6187
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Nose picking: you're doing it wrong.


meanwhile...

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Old 11-24-2008, 01:39 AM   #6188
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Imagine the surprise when you wake to find a snake slithering out of your mouth after having taken the scenic route through your nose...
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Old 11-24-2008, 09:35 AM   #6189
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And it probably tastes like snot, too.
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Old 11-24-2008, 10:46 AM   #6190
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frickin funny one! I'm choking.
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Old 11-24-2008, 10:51 AM   #6191
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Old 11-24-2008, 10:52 AM   #6193
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:02 AM   #6194
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lookout? It's been 25+ years since I played... but looks like a perfectly legit play to me.

I've read about the forked tongue business, but never saw one. Thanks, I guess.
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Old 11-24-2008, 04:52 PM   #6195
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I wonder what effect a forked tongue would have on a blowjob.

Would it be better or worse?

Personally I think that whole split tongue thing is gross and there's no going back, but I guess it takes all types.
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