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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
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You've got to decide which is more important- bandwidth or latency.
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_________________ |...............| We live in the nick of times. | Len 17, Wid 3 | |_______________| [pics] |
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
http://www.journal-news.net/page/con...id/525232.html
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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It's short - just post it.
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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A Welsh municipality has renamed a British pudding because workers tired of the snickers caused from its double-entendre name.
Spotted Dick will henceforth be known as ... Spotted Richard.
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Blatantly Homosapien
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I would have suggested speck johnson.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Acnetic Penis is the correct term.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/...eatlescds.html
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Kay: guess I'll have to buy the White Album again...
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Here's a headline I just couldn't resist:
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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#626 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Dog Day Afternoon 2: How Much Is That Puppy In the Cop's Window?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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If I were Da Pope, I would have felt that little effer crawling on my face, and I would have screamed like a little girl...
Silly of me to watch this vid, with my arachnophobia, but it cracks me up for some reason: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/off...ope.spider.cnn
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Aug 2003
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WHOA!
from here: click 2 houston Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say POSTED: Thursday, September 24, 2009 UPDATED: 10:14 am CDT September 24, 2009 Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported. Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size. The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die. Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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Steve Carell's 8-year-old daughter is learning how to profit from her dad's celebrity status by selling lemonade to paparazzi lurking around their Los Angeles home. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=48831The actor admits he had low expectations for little Annie's business venture, and he was shocked when his daughter came back with a pocket full of cash after helping paparazzi trailing neighborhood celebrities cool down with summer drinks. He explains, "She went down to the corner. ... I figured she'd come back in half an hour or an hour with 75 cents. She came back with $36 in half an hour. "Billy Ray Cyrus (came) by walking his dog and drops $20 on a cup of lemonade, so she keeps the $20. Then the paparazzi who had been following Billy Ray Cyrus, they all came and bought lemonade as well. And then the police who were called to chase the paparazzi circle back and bought lemonade. Now she thinks she can do that for a living Note: If you look around the SF Cronicle check out Mark Morford. He is the most irreverent if not entertaining and columnist to read. Last edited by skysidhe; 10-05-2009 at 11:54 AM. |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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What kind of a negligent parent is he, letting an 8 year old girl go down to the corner without supervision for half an hour?!
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