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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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I like that kid.
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04-07-2011, 09:40 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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It was warm today and squash bugs appeared all over the south side of the house. The mm, nearly 4, saw them and started shouting to her brother,
"Inch, Inch, effingbugs! lets kill them. Look at all the effingbugs, here's some more effings over here..." This went on for quite a while in front of my neighbor who kept trying not to laugh. She says it in one word, like "ladybug" not an adjective and noun: Effing Bugs. Later she asked why they are called "Effingbugs"
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04-07-2011, 11:02 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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because they are EffingBugs !!!
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04-09-2011, 07:51 PM
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still says videotape
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Lil Griff rick-rolled her theology teacher using his anonymous "questions too embarrassing to ask" box. "Will God ever give me up? Will he ever let me down? Will he ever turn around and desert me? Will he ever tell a lie? Will he ever say goodbye?" He read the whole thing plus a good portion of the Safety Dance.
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04-09-2011, 09:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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She is awesome111!
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04-09-2011, 09:18 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Thats Out standing griff !!!
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04-09-2011, 11:07 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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lil Griff Rocks and rickRolls
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05-12-2011, 02:15 PM
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Good friend's ~3 yo daughter, upon hearing that Grandad had done something or other, and she heard someone say "Well, why in the world did he do that?", said:
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05-12-2011, 04:13 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Gravdigr, that is funny to me, prolly embarrassing to your good friend... very funny.
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05-12-2011, 04:30 PM
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THAT is having children at its finest! They are an honest reflection.
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05-12-2011, 11:51 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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I <3 lil Griff!
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05-14-2011, 09:34 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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mm said the other day:
"Helicopters have their wings on their heads not on their noses."
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05-22-2011, 01:48 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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The Inch: "You better show that to dad, it's seriously infected. You see that? That's a house of bacteria. You have to show that to dad."
The MM: "Dad, I have a house of bacteria."
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05-22-2011, 02:59 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Minifob: (pretending his toy is a bee) "And it will sting you again and again!"
Stepson: "Actually, when a bee stings you, it dies. It can never sting you again." Minifob: "No this bee doesn't die. It will come back to life again and again and sting you again and again... It will be a zomblebee." |
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05-22-2011, 03:23 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Zomblebee III: Hive of the Undead!
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