01-12-2009, 09:00 PM | #6436 |
You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd
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Hey Baby, how'd you like to add to my glamor?
Where do I buy one?
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01-13-2009, 09:12 PM | #6437 |
Doctor Wtf
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I don't know about buying them, but I have heard you can rent them by the hour.
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01-13-2009, 10:56 PM | #6438 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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01-13-2009, 11:15 PM | #6439 |
trying hard to be a better person
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OK, first of all, I want to know what sort of idiot tries stilts in a skirt and second of all, I'd like to know how much it hurt when yellow jacket hit the deck.
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01-14-2009, 01:29 AM | #6440 |
The future is unwritten
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They don't let the star of the show hit the deck.
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01-14-2009, 08:10 AM | #6441 |
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hmmm...
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01-14-2009, 10:09 AM | #6442 |
Your Bartender
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Ahh, somebody who practices poorer dental hygiene that I do.
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01-14-2009, 08:03 PM | #6443 |
You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd
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Cadillac WTF
Cadillac doesn't know the meaning of WTF!
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01-14-2009, 08:18 PM | #6444 |
Doctor Wtf
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Is that the new presidential limo?
Dayam, da Big O done got a low-rider! Sa-weeeet!
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01-14-2009, 08:41 PM | #6445 |
To shreds, you say?
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I don't think he needs any more practice, he seems pretty darn good at it.
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01-14-2009, 08:55 PM | #6446 |
You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd
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01-14-2009, 10:41 PM | #6447 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Dayam! That ride is slicker than snot on a doorknob.
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01-14-2009, 10:44 PM | #6448 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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01-14-2009, 11:12 PM | #6449 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Wow. A picture of the back of my desk!
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01-15-2009, 01:10 AM | #6450 |
Faithful Companion
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OK I hope this isn't real. Or at least not in the USA. Sick.
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