What do you look like RFN!??

[jester]

HLJ - sending the coke right now - you want that in a cup, can or bottle?

not from target (his pocket):p

[Uisge Beatha]

While I was at it, I decided to measure that beast -- 18 inches long and almost 5 inches in diameter! Damn, I've got to find out what kind of fertilizer does this.

(Yes, I know there will be all kinds of interpretations of that statement.)

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Now, did that zuke come in a Target bag?

Shawnee, that was your chance to claim your psychic powers.

Originally Posted by jester

HLJ - sending the coke right now - you want that in a cup, can or bottle?

not from target (his pocket):p

Just a little envelope is fine. I think I have a straw around here somewhere.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

The look on your face is priceless!

Can we get a monster over here? We need a lolDwellar on aisle 8!

hmmmm

[Uisge Beatha]

Oh, good grief! What have I gotten myself into?

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by HLJ

[If two people say the same thing at the same time, they can prevent bad luck by saying, "Jinx, you owe me a Coke."]

Jinx has to buy you a coke? How will LJ feel about that??

[HungLikeJesus]

jester - what's interesting is that you posted this:

Originally Posted by jester

i like the zucchini - is that your weapon of choice?

while I was writing this:

Originally Posted by HLJ

That reminds me of the joke with the two nuns and the cucumbers.

Then we both posted these simultaneously:

Originally Posted by jester

uh - when's the last time you changed your calendar?

or is that one of those "12 month" things

Originally Posted by HLJ

Where did they find fresh zuchini in December?

jester - you owe me a Coke.

[If two people say the same thing at the same time, they can prevent bad luck by saying, "Jinx, you owe me a Coke."]

Are you monitoring my brain?

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Jinx has to buy you a coke? How will LJ feel about that??

LJ will say "Fetch me a beer, woman," and be promptly rendered unconscious.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha

snip~ a coworker brought extras from their garden ~snip

Of course they did, everyone who grows them is looking to give them away. Nobody actually grows them to eat, just to throw at their neighbor trying to borrow the mower.

[jinx]

I love them grilled - but not when they get big like that.

[Uisge Beatha]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Of course they did, everyone who grows them is looking to give them away. Nobody actually grows them to eat, just to throw at their neighbor trying to borrow the mower.

Oh, and since this thing is too big to throw without risking a homicide charge, he had to bring it to work. Now I get it.

[lumberjim]

my mom used to grow zukes that big. they'r fookin nasty. only thing theyre good for at that point is zucchini bread. cut em when theyre cuke sized, split em length wise, douse them in olive oil, salt and pepper, and grill them into submission. and then they're tolerable at best. i prefer yellow squash done that way. they take forever, so start them 15-20 minutes before the meat.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Jim, if you start them at the same time as everything else, you can claim to be to full by the time they are done.

[glatt]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

my mom used to grow zukes that big. they'r fookin nasty.

I'm glad you and jinx said that. It's a crime to let a zucchini grow that big. They should be picked when they are 6 to 8 inches long. Otherwise they get too tough.

[jester]

Originally Posted by HLJ

jester - what's interesting is that you posted this:


while I was writing this:



Then we both posted these simultaneously:





Are you monitoring my brain?

that must be my psychic ability

and later i was thinking about the "powder":p