The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 450

John · 02-20-2009, 10:16 PM

John · 02-20-2009, 10:18 PM

This is Centaurus A. It is a galaxy. Or, rather, it's TWO galaxies, colliding.

See those things coming out the top and the bottom? The things that are as big as the rest of the galaxy? Those are jets of matter from the accretion disk of the black hole in the center. In the part where they're blue, near the source, they're moving at about half the speed of light because that's just how much energy the black hole is throwing off.

John · 02-20-2009, 10:30 PM

Apparently I've got a pile of them stored up.

More pictures!

"I are a lion. We go in car now, please?"

John · 02-20-2009, 10:31 PM

It's good in reverse, too:

Okay, I think I'm done for now.

Your turn: Entertain me!

Pie · 02-20-2009, 10:36 PM

We love you, John!

morethanpretty · 02-20-2009, 11:16 PM

The "ZOMBIES AHEAD" sign might've come from Austin, TX. I remember reading an article where the construction signs got broken into and changed to read that.
Long time, no see John, good to have ya around again!

SteveDallas · 02-21-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by John

there have been rednecks in american flag shirts and hippies burning it long before anyone stuck Obama's face on it,

Google Image search for "American flag panties"
(some results are NSFW) (DUH)

Shawnee123 · 02-21-2009, 07:57 AM

The Thank You box (T.Hanks) cracked me up.

In HS my friend and I would always dump the contents of our tray into the slot and say "Thank you, box."

impress · 02-22-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by John

Why is the unicorn getting reverse fisted?

TheMercenary · 02-22-2009, 12:09 PM

Great series John.

toranokaze · 02-22-2009, 12:48 PM

unicorn?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

capnhowdy · 02-22-2009, 02:18 PM

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SteveDallas · 02-22-2009, 05:46 PM

Unicorn?

http://abstrusegoose.com/120

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impress · 02-22-2009, 05:49 PM

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The eyes look shopped on that one. Clearly, though, that gal's in dire need of a Big Mac.

I don't think I've posted this one previously, but ...

Another Ethiopian in Training:
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There's so much WTF in that picture, I don't even know where to begin. Like, WTF is up with those disgusting implants? WTF is up with that extremely long prehensile arm? WTF is up with sharing parts of a bikini? WTF is up with that dude who smiles like he hit lotto with that gf of his? WTF is up with that string bikini? WTF is up with the people in the background who aren't running in horror? For the love of all that is sacred, SOMEONE buy that poor soul a milkshake and a mirror. STAT.

capnhowdy · 02-22-2009, 07:41 PM

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02-20-2009, 10:36 PM	#6740
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	We love you, John! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-20-2009, 11:16 PM	#6741
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	The "ZOMBIES AHEAD" sign might've come from Austin, TX. I remember reading an article where the construction signs got broken into and changed to read that. Long time, no see John, good to have ya around again! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

02-21-2009, 07:57 AM	#6743
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Thank You box (T.Hanks) cracked me up. In HS my friend and I would always dump the contents of our tray into the slot and say "Thank you, box." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-22-2009, 12:09 PM	#6745
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Great series John. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-22-2009, 12:48 PM	#6746
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	unicorn? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4 __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

02-20-2009, 10:16 PM	#6736
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562

02-20-2009, 10:18 PM	#6737
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	This is Centaurus A. It is a galaxy. Or, rather, it's TWO galaxies, colliding. See those things coming out the top and the bottom? The things that are as big as the rest of the galaxy? Those are jets of matter from the accretion disk of the black hole in the center. In the part where they're blue, near the source, they're moving at about half the speed of light because that's just how much energy the black hole is throwing off.

02-20-2009, 10:30 PM	#6738
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	Apparently I've got a pile of them stored up. More pictures! "I are a lion. We go in car now, please?"

02-20-2009, 10:31 PM	#6739
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	It's good in reverse, too: Okay, I think I'm done for now. Your turn: Entertain me!

02-22-2009, 02:18 PM	#6747
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-22-2009, 05:46 PM	#6748
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Unicorn? http://abstrusegoose.com/120 (It's not obvious at first, but this is several pages long. Click each image to load the next page.)

02-22-2009, 07:41 PM	#6750
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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