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Old 07-12-2011, 10:02 AM   #676
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I got my last swimming costume from the internet.
Having scoured three very hot sportswear shops with very badly organised sections, I decided I felt like too much of a freak and would rather take care of my needs anonymously.
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:08 AM   #677
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Hello kitty duct tape?!? Really??? Either im just gullible or wow. Just wow.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:17 AM   #678
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I got my last swimming costume from the internet.
Having scoured three very hot sportswear shops with very badly organised sections, I decided I felt like too much of a freak and would rather take care of my needs anonymously.
Do pools in the UK have shops attached with swimming costumes for normal people? I've found them to be much better than any other kind of shop that sells swimming costumes.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:45 AM   #679
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That's hilarious Clod. Awaiting the report of the CD guy's reply.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:20 PM   #680
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Swimming costume discussions are mildly amusing me today.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:29 PM   #681
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Do pools in the UK have shops attached with swimming costumes for normal people? I've found them to be much better than any other kind of shop that sells swimming costumes.
I can't speak with any authority, having only been to one pool as an adult, but my personal experience is NO.
And the chances are, if they did, they would again only cater for the standard sizes, having limited space and looking for the maximum sales per retail area.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:35 PM   #682
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Swimming costume discussions are mildly amusing me today.
'Cause all I can think is "you mean, like, Batman or something?"

I know it's just a difference in the words we use, but it makes me chuckle.

A lot like when someone comments on the professional football team's new 'costumes.' (And I mean American football, the big bulky guys in uniform, not the other kind where the little guys traipse around and they actually do wear cute little costumes.)
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Old 07-12-2011, 01:03 PM   #683
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A lot like when someone comments on the professional football team's new 'costumes.' (And I mean American football, the big bulky guys in uniform, not the other kind where the little guys traipse around and they actually do wear cute little costumes.)
Brits would say Strip or Kit to mean a sports uniform. Uniforms are for schoolkids and soldiers and maybe nurses
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Old 07-12-2011, 04:19 PM   #684
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Hello kitty duct tape?!? Really??? Either im just gullible or wow. Just wow.
No really. I posted a picture in Products I Wholeheartedly Endorse

So, the ill-fitting items are safely back in the store, although I nearly had to get out the EMT shears to release myself from the "compression sports bra" that turned out to be two sizes smaller than what the tag said.

While I was in the mongo-plex returning stuff, I decided to check out a couple of other stores ... Dicks Sporting Goods also does not sell workout wear for people who actually need it, although I did get a very nice firestriker, backpacking chair, a spork, and some drybags.

I had to approach two Customer Associates in the BestBuy looking for an mp3 player whose name does not start with a lower case i.

They had two, they cost nearly as much as the iEquivalent, with less data storage, and so I walked out without getting anything. However, based on this experience, I may be getting closer to buying one of those iThings.
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Old 07-12-2011, 04:27 PM   #685
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Wolf, try a local non-chain sportswear shop. Or wally world.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:58 PM   #686
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ok so how about making a swimming costume out of hello kitty duct tape?
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:32 AM   #687
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He did reply this time, actually (doesn't usually.) He said:

He's not a bad guy, just a dyed-in-the-wool PR personality. To be honest, I'm betting he'll out-chum me in the end.
You never know, a beautiful friendship could be born.
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Old 07-18-2011, 03:22 PM   #688
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Jewelry. Feh. Attaching precious metals and whatnot to your body in different ways. I'm against it.
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Old 07-18-2011, 03:25 PM   #689
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The Germans have it right. Their word for jewelry is Schmuck.
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Old 07-18-2011, 04:16 PM   #690
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I thought they called it maize... or farfegnugen. One of those.
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