07-12-2011, 10:02 AM | #676 |
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I got my last swimming costume from the internet.
Having scoured three very hot sportswear shops with very badly organised sections, I decided I felt like too much of a freak and would rather take care of my needs anonymously.
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07-12-2011, 10:08 AM | #677 |
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Hello kitty duct tape?!? Really??? Either im just gullible or wow. Just wow.
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07-12-2011, 11:17 AM | #678 |
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Do pools in the UK have shops attached with swimming costumes for normal people? I've found them to be much better than any other kind of shop that sells swimming costumes.
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07-12-2011, 12:20 PM | #680 |
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Swimming costume discussions are mildly amusing me today.
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07-12-2011, 12:29 PM | #681 | |
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And the chances are, if they did, they would again only cater for the standard sizes, having limited space and looking for the maximum sales per retail area.
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07-12-2011, 12:35 PM | #682 |
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'Cause all I can think is "you mean, like, Batman or something?"
I know it's just a difference in the words we use, but it makes me chuckle. A lot like when someone comments on the professional football team's new 'costumes.' (And I mean American football, the big bulky guys in uniform, not the other kind where the little guys traipse around and they actually do wear cute little costumes.) |
07-12-2011, 01:03 PM | #683 |
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Brits would say Strip or Kit to mean a sports uniform. Uniforms are for schoolkids and soldiers and maybe nurses
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So, the ill-fitting items are safely back in the store, although I nearly had to get out the EMT shears to release myself from the "compression sports bra" that turned out to be two sizes smaller than what the tag said. While I was in the mongo-plex returning stuff, I decided to check out a couple of other stores ... Dicks Sporting Goods also does not sell workout wear for people who actually need it, although I did get a very nice firestriker, backpacking chair, a spork, and some drybags. I had to approach two Customer Associates in the BestBuy looking for an mp3 player whose name does not start with a lower case i. They had two, they cost nearly as much as the iEquivalent, with less data storage, and so I walked out without getting anything. However, based on this experience, I may be getting closer to buying one of those iThings.
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07-12-2011, 04:27 PM | #685 |
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Wolf, try a local non-chain sportswear shop. Or wally world.
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07-12-2011, 06:58 PM | #686 |
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ok so how about making a swimming costume out of hello kitty duct tape?
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07-18-2011, 03:22 PM | #688 |
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sold my old wedding ring for enough for dinner and a movie
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07-18-2011, 03:25 PM | #689 |
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The Germans have it right. Their word for jewelry is Schmuck.
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07-18-2011, 04:16 PM | #690 |
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I thought they called it maize... or farfegnugen. One of those.
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