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Griff · 07-13-2018, 07:32 AM

On the bright side, we're being replaced.

Gravdigr · 07-30-2018, 03:40 PM

Fuck you Jack Daniel.

I will purchase Jack Daniel's Whisky no more. Forever.

Or until the new bottled in bond Jack is available somewhere besides a duty free shop.

Fuck you Jack Daniel's Whisky.

Gravdigr · 07-31-2018, 06:37 PM

You motherfuckers.

monster · 08-06-2018, 08:33 PM

I know. Straight to hell in a handbasket....

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Griff · 08-07-2018, 07:22 AM

Ha!

Gravdigr · 08-07-2018, 03:43 PM

Boo.

And fuck Jack Daniel's.

fargon · 08-09-2018, 08:29 AM

My Birkenstock's don't have eyes, that's creepy.

Carruthers · 08-09-2018, 03:18 PM

I stand in awe at the ability of 1 cu ft of hedge to transmogrify into 1 cu yd of hedge trimmings.

I have just finished trimming the hedge that runs along the side of the house and all the way down the back garden.

It won't get any Royal Horticultural Society topiary awards, but it has been tamed and is unlikely to strangle us all in our beds.

As above, the trouble is that you always end up with a huge volume of debris (apparently) far in excess of what you've just cut off.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-09-2018, 04:58 PM

I concur, it grows exponentially after cutting.

Gravdigr · 08-10-2018, 02:28 PM

You should see what happens to tree!

Carruthers · 08-10-2018, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

You should see what happens to tree!

That's one road I definitely don't want to go down!

I'm not really a tree surgeon, more a hedge paramedic.

Gravdigr · 08-28-2018, 06:36 PM

Ya never hear anything about Mozambique in the news.

Carruthers · 08-29-2018, 06:25 AM

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

fargon · 08-29-2018, 08:41 AM

I don't know what else it may be called but it is expensive.
https://www.birchlane.com/furniture/...gaAu4dEALw_wcB

xoxoxoBruce · 08-29-2018, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

A right now table.

07-13-2018, 07:32 AM	#676
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	On the bright side, we're being replaced. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-30-2018, 03:40 PM	#677
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fuck you Jack Daniel. I will purchase Jack Daniel's Whisky no more. Forever. Or until the new bottled in bond Jack is available somewhere besides a duty free shop. Fuck you Jack Daniel's Whisky. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-31-2018, 06:37 PM	#678
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You motherfuckers. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-06-2018, 08:33 PM	#679
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I know. Straight to hell in a handbasket.... Burqanstocks __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-07-2018, 07:22 AM	#680
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-07-2018, 03:43 PM	#681
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Boo. And fuck Jack Daniel's. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-09-2018, 08:29 AM	#682
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	My Birkenstock's don't have eyes, that's creepy. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-09-2018, 03:18 PM	#683
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I stand in awe at the ability of 1 cu ft of hedge to transmogrify into 1 cu yd of hedge trimmings. I have just finished trimming the hedge that runs along the side of the house and all the way down the back garden. It won't get any Royal Horticultural Society topiary awards, but it has been tamed and is unlikely to strangle us all in our beds. As above, the trouble is that you always end up with a huge volume of debris (apparently) far in excess of what you've just cut off. __________________

08-09-2018, 04:58 PM	#684
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I concur, it grows exponentially after cutting. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2018, 02:28 PM	#685
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You should see what happens to tree! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-28-2018, 06:36 PM	#687
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya never hear anything about Mozambique in the news. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-29-2018, 06:25 AM	#688
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	What is an occasional table the rest of the time? __________________

08-29-2018, 08:41 AM	#689
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I don't know what else it may be called but it is expensive. https://www.birchlane.com/furniture/...gaAu4dEALw_wcB __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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