Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 46

ZenGum · 10-11-2011, 10:23 PM

Wow, you just got had.

Which does indicate pretty god theory of mind on minifob's part.

monster · 10-11-2011, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Me: Please stop making that noise.
Minifob: Why do I need to stop making that noise?
Me: Because it hurts my ears.
Minifob: Actually, it's because it's annoying.
Me: Well okay, I guess it's that too.
Minifob: That's not a very nice thing to say, you know.

Did you just switch your child with mine?

BigV · 10-11-2011, 11:44 PM

tha's funny/embarrassing but sooo smart!

footfootfoot · 10-12-2011, 10:33 AM

Ha Ha Ha.

I'm not sorry about ur ears

footfootfoot · 10-25-2011, 01:36 PM

We're watching our friend's 2 1/2 year old today and Mrs. Foot is reading him a book about trains.

Every answer to every question is followed by Why? I had forgotten about that.

I'm in the next room LMAO.

Clodfobble · 10-25-2011, 03:18 PM

You guys ever wonder about gingerstar61, and what she's doing these days? This has got to be the longest-running newb thread ever.

jimhelm · 10-25-2011, 03:43 PM

i thought I had posted a bunch of stuff in it... then after i got to a certain point, i searched and realized i had started a different thread on the same topic.

footfootfoot · 12-23-2011, 07:53 PM

Inch: Sing the song about the guy who rescues the deer.

F3: ???

Inch: You know, it starts about the night, it's the one Mrs. H taught you to sing.

F3: Do you mean, "O holy night, the stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear saviour's birth..."
That one?

Inch: Yeah. Sing that one.

HungLikeJesus · 12-23-2011, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt

A kid in my kindergarten class today was trying to draw a lady stick figure. He made it pretty tall and disfigured then turned to me and said "She's tall for a lady, that's because she's really a man!"

Tonight I started to read this thread from the beginning.

I never realized that Bullitt was so young.

monster · 12-23-2011, 11:30 PM

So I picked Thor up and slung him over my shoulder, fireman's lift style, then started to slowly drop him to the floor. "No, no" he screamed, as he saw the floor coming towards him, knowing that he was still safe and I would stop just before he hit it as I have done everytime before ....but then he started pushing away from me. "no, no" he screamed again "You might fart!" So then I did drop him

footfootfoot · 12-23-2011, 11:36 PM

It's that intermittent reinforcement that gets them every time. Or will it?

ZenGum · 12-23-2011, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Inch: Sing the song about the guy who rescues the deer.

F3: ???

Inch: You know, it starts about the night, it's the one Mrs. H taught you to sing.

F3: Do you mean, "O holy night, the stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear saviour's birth..."
That one?

Inch: Yeah. Sing that one.

Does he understand that YOU are the one the deer need saving from?

it · 01-01-2012, 09:55 AM

i was playing unreal with my 5 years old [xwife's] son on my lap. in the game i just got killed which meant we got a close up view of whoever got the last shot, and it was a female. "i like her" he said. "why do you like her?" i asked curiously. "i like her boobies".

child honesty is awesome.

monster · 01-01-2012, 05:41 PM

Isn't that an M rated game?

BigV · 01-01-2012, 05:58 PM

Look, this isn't my kid. But I do find what she says amazing, this little girl is made of amazing. Not a perfect thread fit, but good enough. Reminds me of Jessica's Affirmation.

Riley on Marketing.

10-11-2011, 10:23 PM	#676
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10-11-2011, 11:44 PM	#678
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	tha's funny/embarrassing but sooo smart! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-12-2011, 10:33 AM	#679
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Ha Ha Ha. I'm not sorry about ur ears __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-25-2011, 01:36 PM	#680
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	We're watching our friend's 2 1/2 year old today and Mrs. Foot is reading him a book about trains. Every answer to every question is followed by Why? I had forgotten about that. I'm in the next room LMAO. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-25-2011, 03:18 PM	#681
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You guys ever wonder about gingerstar61, and what she's doing these days? This has got to be the longest-running newb thread ever. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-25-2011, 03:43 PM	#682
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	i thought I had posted a bunch of stuff in it... then after i got to a certain point, i searched and realized i had started a different thread on the same topic. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-23-2011, 07:53 PM	#683
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Inch: Sing the song about the guy who rescues the deer. F3: ??? Inch: You know, it starts about the night, it's the one Mrs. H taught you to sing. F3: Do you mean, "O holy night, the stars are brightly shining, It is the night of our dear saviour's birth..." That one? Inch: Yeah. Sing that one. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-23-2011, 11:30 PM	#685
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So I picked Thor up and slung him over my shoulder, fireman's lift style, then started to slowly drop him to the floor. "No, no" he screamed, as he saw the floor coming towards him, knowing that he was still safe and I would stop just before he hit it as I have done everytime before ....but then he started pushing away from me. "no, no" he screamed again "You might fart!" So then I did drop him __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2011, 11:36 PM	#686
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It's that intermittent reinforcement that gets them every time. Or will it? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-01-2012, 09:55 AM	#688
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	i was playing unreal with my 5 years old [xwife's] son on my lap. in the game i just got killed which meant we got a close up view of whoever got the last shot, and it was a female. "i like her" he said. "why do you like her?" i asked curiously. "i like her boobies". child honesty is awesome.

01-01-2012, 05:41 PM	#689
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Isn't that an M rated game? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-01-2012, 05:58 PM	#690
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Look, this isn't my kid. But I do find what she says amazing, this little girl is made of amazing. Not a perfect thread fit, but good enough. Reminds me of Jessica's Affirmation. Riley on Marketing. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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