04-08-2009, 02:02 AM | #6976 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Richard LeParmentier?
Wasn't he the famous farter?
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04-08-2009, 07:42 AM | #6977 |
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04-08-2009, 08:41 AM | #6978 |
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I thought that was Jonathan Swift..?
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04-08-2009, 11:26 AM | #6979 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Shooting bananas out your nose makes pretty girls stop crying. Of course it does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcC3ZiN4dY
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04-08-2009, 11:54 AM | #6980 |
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The star wars action figure faithful were finally rewarded last year with his action figure. They'd been clamoring for years.
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04-08-2009, 01:50 PM | #6981 | |
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04-08-2009, 01:52 PM | #6982 |
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I'm sure THEY had...lol.
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04-08-2009, 02:22 PM | #6983 |
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04-08-2009, 03:59 PM | #6984 |
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Must have been them. I didn't even buy one. Thought it was a waste because he was special order and packaged with 7 other imperials.
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04-08-2009, 10:46 PM | #6985 |
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w t f?
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04-09-2009, 01:50 AM | #6986 |
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I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent
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04-09-2009, 12:24 PM | #6988 | |
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-09-2009, 12:32 PM | #6989 |
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I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent
and how do you pee?
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04-09-2009, 01:07 PM | #6990 |
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Use the force.
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