04-28-2009, 08:31 PM | #7066 |
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...take a right at the smurf blue house.....
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04-29-2009, 01:45 AM | #7067 |
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Is that the color they turn when you choke them?
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04-29-2009, 07:50 AM | #7068 |
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I'll choke one today and brief you at 1900 hrs.
Then we'll post him for recipes.
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04-29-2009, 09:48 AM | #7069 |
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Gonna choke your "smurf" again Cap?
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04-29-2009, 07:01 PM | #7070 |
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I'm here for the briefing.
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04-30-2009, 09:16 AM | #7071 |
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Clear as mud
From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!
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04-30-2009, 12:08 PM | #7072 |
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Wouldn't that be debriefing... or deboxering?
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04-30-2009, 05:21 PM | #7073 |
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O M Friggin G
Hungry? Don't have time to cook a whole chicken for the fam damily? That's okay! We bring you this appetizing solution:
http://gizmodo.com/5234444/oh-god-it...icken-in-a-can
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04-30-2009, 05:38 PM | #7074 |
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04-30-2009, 06:08 PM | #7075 |
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That would look mighty tasty after about three months in the fallout shelter.
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04-30-2009, 06:18 PM | #7076 |
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So will you. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!
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05-01-2009, 01:07 AM | #7077 |
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And just about as pale.
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05-01-2009, 02:01 AM | #7078 |
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Man, when I was a kid we ate a lot of commodity food, and among it was chicken in a can.
Deboning them is the worst. They actually taste pretty good, cooked into a dish like enchiladas or a noodle casserole. |
05-01-2009, 10:01 AM | #7079 | |
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Quote:
Is this a contradiction or a paradox?
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05-01-2009, 11:30 AM | #7080 |
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Yeah, we had our fair share of canned meat products, but usually it was already cut up, de-boned, etc. I had never seen anything like this before, and it just didn't look very appetizing. MAybe after you throw it in the oven and brown it up a bit?
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