06-23-2011, 11:59 AM | #7141 |
To shreds, you say?
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A dirty map of Tasmania?
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06-23-2011, 12:43 PM | #7142 | |
I hear them call the tide
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A woman with a vagina that's seen better days, maybe?
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06-23-2011, 09:06 PM | #7143 | |
lobber of scimitars
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I have found his collar, without him in it, on the stones in front of my porch. I was a little concerned about that, because I was fearful that someone had run him over and put the collar on my porch because they'd seen me with him. In retrospect, based on how he was cleaning his fur, it looked like his leg and paw had gone to sleep.
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06-24-2011, 02:57 AM | #7144 |
Doctor Wtf
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Maybe pins and needles, kitteh-style.
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06-24-2011, 08:13 AM | #7145 |
Slattern of the Swail
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And still it begins
Needles and Pins! The tears I gotta hide Because of all my pride!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
06-24-2011, 09:35 AM | #7146 |
polaroid of perfection
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Tomorrow it's Mrs J's birthday. She'll be 50 next year.
I pointed out to her that in a weeks time I'll be 40 next year. "Oh, we'll definitely have to celebrate our birthdays together!" she said. For a split second I was about to demur, thinking she'd far rather celebrate with her family... luckily I realised she meant combining staffroom celebrations before I said anything dopey. She's the Teaching Assistant I will be working with next year (I volunteered in her class too) and is so lovely as a person. So even our brief conversation made me feel quite uplifted. She isn't the sort of person to forget or fall out with people, so I know next year we'll have a great 40/ 50 lunch treat. She suggested strawberries and cream, I suggested cold cuts, bread and cheese. Okay it' a year away (and I promise I won't start planning for at least another 10 months), it's just a nice future event to think of. I've also solved my birthday cake 2011 dilemma. I am making one that I have made before, which was YUMMY. And I'm going to get Mum to make her strawberry and jello flan. It's simple, tried and tested and always goes down well. Like me. I could make the latter myself, but I usually overdo it, slicing the strawberries too thin, trying to make it more decorative. Mum has the knack of just getting it right because she's made it many times before and goes with what works. I'll save the frozen strawberry & raspberry cake and the Dalek cake for another occasion... Who knows, I might even practice them first!
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06-25-2011, 07:08 AM | #7147 |
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06-25-2011, 07:56 AM | #7148 |
Slattern of the Swail
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Cleaning out the rooms.
Whew. I gotta lotta junk.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
06-25-2011, 08:01 AM | #7149 |
Bitchy Little Brat
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Connectwise! We are installing it at work, Ive been doing Connectwise University, it makes my geeks buds tingle.
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06-25-2011, 12:16 PM | #7150 | |
polaroid of perfection
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But I thought it was horribly self indulgent! Don't encourage me.... FTR currently: 5 sleeps til payday - 30 June 6 sleeps til birthday - 1 July 2 weeks until Torchwood is shown in America - 8 July Approx 1 month until my holiday in Great Yarmouth - 25 July 51 days until Much Ado About Nothing (Tennant/ Tate) - 15 August 6 months (19 December) until we see JB in Panto and I see ma girls again! NB - same date, we're meeting in Glasgow to go to the panto I can't do a birthday countdown - I mean no-one else does it. Maybe next year for the big 4-0. I promise to keep the Glasgow countdown up to date tho - that's not just about me
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06-25-2011, 12:42 PM | #7151 |
I hear them call the tide
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New shirts I made well received. People are clamoring for them. And the Swim Team won
(shirts are khaki/army green have team initials like M*A*S*H on the front and on the back say "I love the smell of chlorine in the morning... smells like.... VICTORY", green is team color)
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06-25-2011, 02:04 PM | #7152 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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lol awesome Monster
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06-25-2011, 03:47 PM | #7153 |
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Brilliant Monster. Any sparkles or sequins though?
I got through to Sarge tonight. Literally two minutes, as it's an overseas call to a mobile which is ouch, lotsa £££. But it was worth it - as ever - to hear his accent I really need to get serious re skype....
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06-25-2011, 04:06 PM | #7154 |
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Ahhh....very good! Was he extremely happy to hear from you? He's a bit hurt that no one noticed he's been gone.
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06-25-2011, 04:26 PM | #7155 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Went to go see my chiropractor for a general "make my shoulders stop hurting please" tuneup, and learned that they have a deep-tissue massage therapist on site who is not only covered by insurance, but her services count as part of a single appointment if you schedule everything back-to-back, so it's covered by the same copay. Basically, it's a free one-hour massage whenever I go in!
The drawback: this is no scented-oil, chanting monks, hand-you-tea afterwards kind of massage. This is a very buff old lady who has been teaching massage for decades, and it damn well hurts. It's like sports massage. |
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