06-15-2009, 08:51 PM | #7216 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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We used to refer to the sandwich machine at my old job "The Wheel of Death."
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06-15-2009, 10:02 PM | #7217 |
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Those lambs lok a tad underfed. Poor little mites, no wonder they died.
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06-15-2009, 11:25 PM | #7218 |
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The only thing you can make from that is marrow stew.......
bone marrow, when prepared properly, is quite tasty. slow roasted in the oven, grilled, or stewed are usually the proper preparations. Bone marrow basically just tastes like rich gelatinous fat. Mmmmm. I like my bone marrow stewed and served with warm tortillas and fresh salsa.
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06-16-2009, 07:35 AM | #7219 |
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I don't want anything that sits in a wagon on the street most of the day while the courier plays pool. If I ever visit China I will be sure to pack lots of peanut butter and vienna sausage.
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06-16-2009, 08:31 AM | #7220 |
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seriously. wtf?
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06-16-2009, 10:05 AM | #7221 |
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Simon says, raise your arms.
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06-16-2009, 10:16 AM | #7222 |
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but the wtf is the guy holding up the peg leg. |
06-16-2009, 10:20 AM | #7223 |
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He's out, send him home.
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06-16-2009, 08:05 PM | #7224 |
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06-16-2009, 09:37 PM | #7225 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You suck. I was gonna say "you put your right leg in you put your..."
Grrrrr :p How about "EVERYBODY, HIDE!"
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06-16-2009, 10:48 PM | #7226 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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They just found out that gas was going to cost them an arm and a leg, and they really, really need gas?
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06-16-2009, 10:53 PM | #7227 | ||
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Quote:
Bit like calfheel. Makes the most amazing gravy evah.
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06-16-2009, 11:04 PM | #7228 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
06-16-2009, 11:11 PM | #7229 |
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and to finish the TV quote:
"Don't you wish everyone did" ?
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06-17-2009, 11:44 AM | #7230 |
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Either they're waiting for their roll-on to dry, or their fingernail polish.
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