08-05-2005, 03:22 PM | #721 |
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This fish looks like a minnow compared to the one featured in the 7/05/05 Iotd. How do these guys figure it to be a world record? The one in the Iotd in July weighed in at 646.2 lbs.... Three times the size of this "baitfish".
With the glove thingie, I would guess this crazy bastard DID noodle the fish. He's got more balls than me.
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08-05-2005, 07:28 PM | #722 |
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I found this in bread last night. Being a country boy, I think 2 things. Rat turd or Roach eggs. Do I hear a vote for a lawyer? Bread will be unnamed till I speak w/my attorney.
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08-05-2005, 07:34 PM | #723 |
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For one thing the fish caught on hook and line and by net. Sports or by dynamite, or the old stand by, the phone?
http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q...&sp-m=1&sp-s=0
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08-06-2005, 08:25 AM | #724 |
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I thought that was "the crunchy part".hee hee.... I'd say it's a longshot case with the "turd" detached from the bread. Write or email the bread company and they'll probably GIVE you a gazillion loaves free. Then you could find another dozen or so turds........
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08-08-2005, 12:55 AM | #726 |
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Buster, you probably should check the FDA regs on this. There are probably a certain allowable number of rat turds and/or cockroach eggs specified for loaves of bread.
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08-08-2005, 05:56 AM | #727 |
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<b>Buster</b>, it's just like <b>Elspode</b> said, there are a certain amounts of rat turds, frass, even pubic hairs allowed in the food chain per the FDA. Just looks like you got your quota all at once. As far as a lawsuit goes, it would have been better if you actually ingested it, then you could claim emotional distress and all that too.
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08-08-2005, 01:05 PM | #728 |
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Did you try disecting it? It might not be a rat turd but a burnt piece of someone's index finger.
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08-08-2005, 08:21 PM | #729 |
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im sorry about the size but it has more of an affect that way
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08-08-2005, 09:40 PM | #731 |
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I think it's Michael Moore as Che Guevara.
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08-08-2005, 10:55 PM | #733 |
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It's Peter from Family Guy
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08-09-2005, 12:18 AM | #734 |
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It's...it's...it's buring out my retina with the amount of red on the screen!
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08-09-2005, 05:33 AM | #735 |
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Heh, family guy is great, bought the whole of series 3 a while back:
Doctor: Rudolf, we have found out what makes your nose red. Rudolf: Is it pixie dust? Doctor: No, its a tumor.
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