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Old 08-31-2011, 01:20 AM   #7426
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And the mercenary would be my fella
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Old 08-31-2011, 02:18 AM   #7427
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You'll need a sign that says "No back seat drivers."
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Old 08-31-2011, 06:56 AM   #7428
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Pay Day, Pay Day
Yay Yay Yay!!!

Have been on a wild spending spree, buying cat litter, toothpaste and deodorant.
And paying bills.
But it still makes me feel good.

Finally paid off Diz's vet bill.
Blimey that was painful.

Now Mum wants me to take him to the vet for a checkup because he occasionally urinates in the house at night.
Having come up with various other ways to beat me up about it (his tray is not clean enough, my room is not clean, I haven't washed my bedding this week) she's now decided he is ill and I need an £80 consultation.

Nothing to do with him being a very jealous cat and a little bully, living in the same house as another cat that he hates. No of course not. Inappropriate urination is never associated with that...

Still, at least once I've beggared myself over a pointless battery of tests I'll have the peace of mind of knowing he is in rude health after all.

Back to happy.
Haircut tomorrow!
Then back to blonde I think. Back to school on Monday for a training day so bye-bye pink at least by then.
Minus pink = sad, but new hair colour almost always = happy.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:01 AM   #7429
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"Inappropriate urination" almost always makes me sad but not when Sundae says it.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:04 AM   #7430
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I've switched from calling him a stinky poo-bum, to calling him a little wee-bandit.
It sounded nicer than little pisser.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:25 AM   #7431
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Dante is a bugger for pissing inside. Not like a full on flood, but marking territory.

Mum calls him a piss artist.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:51 AM   #7432
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“We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid, or we can let them soften us and make us kinder and more open to what scares us,” - Pema Chodron
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:52 AM   #7433
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...a piss artist.
Piss Christ?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 08-31-2011, 08:55 AM   #7434
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lol I like.

I'm sooo happy. Soooo soo happy.

I finally, on Friday, after much prevarication sent my broken i-phone4 to Apple for repairs/replacement. I'd put it off and put it off, because though unable to make voice calls I oculd still text, surf and listen to mp3s.

Just answered my door to a UPS delivery: my brand new, unscratched, perfect i-phone 4.
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:08 AM   #7435
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“We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid, or we can let them soften us and make us kinder and more open to what scares us,” - Pema Chodron
I'm as soft as a Dali clock today.
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:51 AM   #7436
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Cool car shaw! If I were gay.....That'd be the type of car I would drive.
It's definitely a chick car.

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Totally Gay....
Aww, did someone shit in mercy's wheaties in the politics threads again?

But thanks for shitting on something that actually made me happy lately. You're a GREAT guy, deep down.

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And the mercenary would be my fella
You could do way better than Mr Vehicle As Penis. I'll be your gay lover.

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Old 08-31-2011, 11:26 AM   #7437
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infi's back! yay!
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:29 AM   #7438
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Hi monster ponster sponster!
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:31 AM   #7439
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Infi's back, Sarge is on the mend, or at least on the track to it, Sam is making progress in the job hunt, Hebe is turning into a fish, things are good.

Now if Wolf and Toad could just land something lucrative...
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Old 09-01-2011, 03:21 PM   #7440
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Wolf and toad? maybe featuring roles in one of Aesops Fables?

Don't forget the minifobs on the mend
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