Shit that annoys you... - Page 5

DucksNuts · 02-07-2007, 09:19 PM

Attention Whores that dont know when to give up and

Kitsune · 02-07-2007, 09:24 PM

People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.

(If this is not an issue at your workplace, then you must not work for a telecom company that employs lots of H1Bs. Lucky you.)

Cloud · 02-07-2007, 09:25 PM

sqatting on the toilet is much better for elimination. but standing? that's just messy

Perry Winkle · 02-07-2007, 09:42 PM

Office Gossips

People that can't figure out I don't want to talk to them.

The people at the gym who are out to hurt themselves or someone else and the people who do exercises in a way that will offer no benefit whatsoever and the people that give absolutely incorrect fitness advice. Oh, lets not forget the fucker that monopolizes the only 40-degree incline leg-press machine for a god-damned hour. Also, the ass-munches that don't understand the concept of letting people "work-in" sets while they rest.

Another gym-related gripe: the old chicks with very obvious fake breasts that wear very tight, revealing clothing--I don't need to see the scar from your cesarean section. I'm glad they're proud of their bodies. But bitch, unless you want me to show you my scars and stretch marks, put some god-damned clothes on.

DucksNuts · 02-07-2007, 11:14 PM

muahahah grumpy much today Grant????

Cloud · 02-07-2007, 11:23 PM

I could make sour remarks about ageism and preoccupation with personal appearance . . .

but I won't.

Because I'm the new girl.

Signed,

an Old Chick

Kingswood · 02-08-2007, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsune

People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc.

Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".

zippyt · 02-08-2007, 12:05 AM

salesmen that WAAAAAAAY over sell for the application , I have to figuer out this complicated stuff, and dumb it down to do the job with out cornfusing every body !!!!!!!

Tech support geeks that don't know SHIT !!!!!!!

Customers that don't take ANY care of their equipment !!!!
"what do you meen the printer doesn't work , we just ran over it with a fork lift !!"

Can you tell I have had a bad few days ??

Crimson Ghost · 02-08-2007, 03:00 AM

Salespeople who don't have the slightest bit of common sense.
If I walk into a store with headphones on, and the music is loud enough to hear it five feet away, why ask me a question?
My usual response is, "Do you see the headphones? Do you hear the music? It means that not only can't I hear you, I don't want to hear you. Now, be a good little asswipe, toddle off and play in traffic."

Aliantha · 02-08-2007, 04:00 AM

I'd like to make a comment on behalf of all the other salespeople here.

Not all of us are stupid, even if we do work in retail.

Thankyou for your time.

Kitsune · 02-08-2007, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingswood

Male or female? #1 or #2?

On second thoughts, don't answer. The mental imagery I'm getting is really gross no matter how you combine those. Eww.

Too late! Male and both functions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingswood

If you do find the identity of the perpetrator, call him or her "Bomber".

When the bombing target had been missed, it was usually evident by the janitor's cursing alone. Just in case, we made sure to let everyone know that the "Chinese embassy had been hit, again".

Sheldonrs · 02-08-2007, 09:11 AM

Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org.

Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!!

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2007, 10:48 AM

People who say "people that" instead of "people who" or any other combination such as "a girl that..." instead of "a girl who..."

People are whos and things are thats.:p

LabRat · 02-08-2007, 10:53 AM

Day-O

Day ay ay -O

Daylight come and me wanna go home...

LabRat · 02-08-2007, 10:54 AM

whoops, wrong thread.
how'd that happen?

02-07-2007, 09:25 PM	#63
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	sqatting on the toilet is much better for elimination. but standing? that's just messy __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-07-2007, 11:23 PM	#66
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I could make sour remarks about ageism and preoccupation with personal appearance . . . but I won't. Because I'm the new girl. Signed, an Old Chick __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

02-08-2007, 12:05 AM	#68
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	salesmen that WAAAAAAAY over sell for the application , I have to figuer out this complicated stuff, and dumb it down to do the job with out cornfusing every body !!!!!!! Tech support geeks that don't know SHIT !!!!!!! Customers that don't take ANY care of their equipment !!!! "what do you meen the printer doesn't work , we just ran over it with a fork lift !!" Can you tell I have had a bad few days ?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-08-2007, 03:00 AM	#69
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Salespeople who don't have the slightest bit of common sense. If I walk into a store with headphones on, and the music is loud enough to hear it five feet away, why ask me a question? My usual response is, "Do you see the headphones? Do you hear the music? It means that not only can't I hear you, I don't want to hear you. Now, be a good little asswipe, toddle off and play in traffic." __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-08-2007, 04:00 AM	#70
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'd like to make a comment on behalf of all the other salespeople here. Not all of us are stupid, even if we do work in retail. Thankyou for your time. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-07-2007, 09:19 PM	#61
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Attention Whores that dont know when to give up and

02-07-2007, 09:24 PM	#62
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	People that stand on the toilet instead of sit. Shoe prints on the seat, missed targets, etc. (If this is not an issue at your workplace, then you must not work for a telecom company that employs lots of H1Bs. Lucky you.)

02-07-2007, 09:42 PM	#64
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Office Gossips People that can't figure out I don't want to talk to them. The people at the gym who are out to hurt themselves or someone else and the people who do exercises in a way that will offer no benefit whatsoever and the people that give absolutely incorrect fitness advice. Oh, lets not forget the fucker that monopolizes the only 40-degree incline leg-press machine for a god-damned hour. Also, the ass-munches that don't understand the concept of letting people "work-in" sets while they rest. Another gym-related gripe: the old chicks with very obvious fake breasts that wear very tight, revealing clothing--I don't need to see the scar from your cesarean section. I'm glad they're proud of their bodies. But bitch, unless you want me to show you my scars and stretch marks, put some god-damned clothes on.

02-07-2007, 11:14 PM	#65
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	muahahah grumpy much today Grant????

02-08-2007, 09:11 AM	#72
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Sales people who are overly friendly on the phone when they call my office and then just hang up when I tell them we are a non-profit org. Do they really think something called "Communities In Schools" is a fortune 500 company?!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

02-08-2007, 10:48 AM	#73
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	People who say "people that" instead of "people who" or any other combination such as "a girl that..." instead of "a girl who..." People are whos and things are thats.:p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-08-2007, 10:53 AM	#74
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Day-O Day ay ay -O Daylight come and me wanna go home... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

02-08-2007, 10:54 AM	#75
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	whoops, wrong thread. how'd that happen? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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