I'll Bet None Of You Fuckers... - Page 5

DucksNuts · 08-01-2007, 08:04 PM

How did the fly shit in the pepper shaker?

Why would he be in there anyways (it would be a HE, he's are totally fascinated with shit)?

Maybe he thought it was, like, a fly porta loo or something?

SteveDallas · 08-02-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

I don't think it would fit through the little holes...

If that's the case, why not shake it out? The pieces that passed through the top of the shaker would be pepper; the remaining residue would be the fly shit.

Shawnee123 · 08-02-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Maybe he thought it was, like, a fly porta loo or something?

Ridgeplate · 08-02-2007, 11:19 AM

Those crazy flies... they poop on everything...

Cicero · 08-02-2007, 12:27 PM

Wow- I don't think i've ever seen fly poopy...What if I'm covered in it?!? Ahhhh! You guys would tell me right? If you saw that I was covered in fly dung and didn't know it?

Shawnee123 · 08-02-2007, 12:29 PM

pssst, Cicero. Um, er, well we thought about telling you, but we felt so horrible about what you must be going through. We thought you'd talk about it when you were ready.

theotherguy · 08-02-2007, 02:54 PM

How can one pick out fly poo from pepper? Pepper granules are tiny. I would think fly poo would be very comparable.

Cloud · 08-02-2007, 04:31 PM

. . . have a tattooed commode:

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Cicero · 10-09-2007, 03:43 PM

I bet none of you so and so's live in such a ridiculous, small, flaky poser town..............

Where your best nights out are on your own property.

Razzmatazz13 · 10-09-2007, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

I bet none of you so and so's live in such a ridiculous, small, flaky poser town..............

Where your best nights out are on your own property.

I do!

ZenGum · 10-10-2007, 12:50 PM

Peter Piper picked and packed a peck of peppered poo-poo

Sundae · 10-10-2007, 03:29 PM

I bet none of you fuckers are going to feel like you've been mugged tomorrow because you went to Water Workout for the first time today.

jinx · 10-10-2007, 09:53 PM

Was it fun?

Flint · 10-10-2007, 10:21 PM

...went out to the country and helped cut cattle (involves being in a smallish pen with a nervous swarm of huge beasts, trying to coerce certain ones away from the others, and not get crushed to death)...and saw your cousin get chased up the fence by a crazy bull - and it didn't even interupt his cell phone conversation!

DucksNuts · 10-10-2007, 10:26 PM

I bet none of you fuckers have left over wax in places where there shouldnt be little bits of wax...that stick when you stand up and sit down.

08-02-2007, 12:29 PM	#66
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	pssst, Cicero. Um, er, well we thought about telling you, but we felt so horrible about what you must be going through. We thought you'd talk about it when you were ready. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-02-2007, 02:54 PM	#67
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	How can one pick out fly poo from pepper? Pepper granules are tiny. I would think fly poo would be very comparable. __________________ I should be working.

08-02-2007, 04:31 PM	#68
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10-09-2007, 03:43 PM	#69
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I bet none of you so and so's live in such a ridiculous, small, flaky poser town.............. Where your best nights out are on your own property. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-10-2007, 03:29 PM	#72
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I bet none of you fuckers are going to feel like you've been mugged tomorrow because you went to Water Workout for the first time today. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-01-2007, 08:04 PM	#61
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	How did the fly shit in the pepper shaker? Why would he be in there anyways (it would be a HE, he's are totally fascinated with shit)? Maybe he thought it was, like, a fly porta loo or something?

08-02-2007, 11:19 AM	#64
Ridgeplate Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..." Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 53	Those crazy flies... they poop on everything...

08-02-2007, 12:27 PM	#65
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Wow- I don't think i've ever seen fly poopy...What if I'm covered in it?!? Ahhhh! You guys would tell me right? If you saw that I was covered in fly dung and didn't know it?

10-10-2007, 12:50 PM	#71
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Peter Piper picked and packed a peck of peppered poo-poo

10-10-2007, 09:53 PM	#73
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10-10-2007, 10:21 PM	#74
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I'll bet none of you fuckers... ...went out to the country and helped cut cattle (involves being in a smallish pen with a nervous swarm of huge beasts, trying to coerce certain ones away from the others, and not get crushed to death)...and saw your cousin get chased up the fence by a crazy bull - and it didn't even interupt his cell phone conversation! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-10-2007, 10:26 PM	#75
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I bet none of you fuckers have left over wax in places where there shouldnt be little bits of wax...that stick when you stand up and sit down.

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